November 26th, 2007, 12:52 AM
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Paris Hilton to move to NYC to find love
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Socialite Paris Hilton wants to move to New York to find a new man. The hotel heiress recently split from her 20-year-old pizza delivery boyfriend Alex Vaggo because he was too shy to her likes. Apparently, Paris told her younger sister Nicky that she wanted to move to the Big Apple because there are no hot men where she currently lives. A partygoer at Hollywood’s Green Door night-club said, “I heard Paris talking to Nicky outside the club. She looked really fed up, and said, ‘There are no guys at this party – or in Los Angeles in general. New York has much better guys. I’m going to move there.” Paris also has a theory as to why most of her relationships have ended prematurely. “People think I sleep with everyone, but I’m not like that. Kissing is all I do. The reason so many of my relationships don’t work is because the guys are like, ‘Hey what’s going on? It’s been like four months and I’m only getting a kiss here!’” Paris has been not been very lucky in matters of the heart. Her previous two broken engagements (one with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, and one with actor Jason Shaw) and various linkings with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, actor Jared Leto and Colin Farrell haven’t helped much.
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Paris Hilton to move to NYC to find love
Attention all New York men: RUN!!!
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November 26th, 2007, 01:33 AM
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hahaha nobody would date her....she's pathetic
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November 26th, 2007, 03:46 AM
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She's gonna make the 'Big Apple' rotten. How disturbingly sad. ;[
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November 26th, 2007, 03:57 AM
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Vacuous men are at a premium in LA. I want to live in her head for 20 minutes - there must be plenty of room
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November 26th, 2007, 04:03 AM
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^ I'm sure there's plenty of room for ALL of us.
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November 26th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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So she's trying to come off as some chaste virgin when the reason for her being famous is for having sex on camera whilst answering her cell phone in night vision.
Class act, that Paris.
That racist, vacuous Paris.
I'm amazed anyone would even consider fucking her.
The thought alone would give you her deadly herpes strand.
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November 26th, 2007, 12:02 PM
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Why? Did all the Cali dudes finally wise up and refuse to bang her anymore?
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November 26th, 2007, 12:09 PM
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Racist Skank!
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November 26th, 2007, 12:16 PM
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^^You're late.
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So........ you're saying that Froot Loops don't contain real froot? - Twitchy2.0
When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973
Girl, you have way too many issues to keep up with - DeChayz
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November 26th, 2007, 12:44 PM
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^^You're late.
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I know! 
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November 26th, 2007, 02:24 PM
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Racist Skank!
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This is my favorite part of any Paris thread.
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November 26th, 2007, 02:30 PM
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New York better start stockpiling Valtrex.
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November 26th, 2007, 03:06 PM
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I suggest she bypass New York, and start with Iran or Pakistan.
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November 26th, 2007, 03:18 PM
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She only has but so many days a year where her herpes isn't vomit-inducingly encrusted around her nasty vajajay. That's the only reason why she isn't putting out more.
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My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.
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November 26th, 2007, 03:19 PM
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Can't she stay in China?? They seem to like her. Stay there whore. There's billions to choose from!
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