Heather Mills threatens to ban media

DontMindMe · November 21st, 2007, 11:58 PM

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Heather Mills is planning to ban any news media outlet from reporting on her divorce battle with Sir Paul McCartney if they continue to make fun of her, according to the PT Cruiser lady / publicist, Michele Elyzabeth. Elyzabeth told NY Post PageSix:

"Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they (the media) will need access and are not going to get it. They are a**holes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line."

Elyzabeth insists:

"She was joking about the rats. But she was serious about the milk. They want to make fun of her? Now CBS is out. Inside Edition, out. Most British press, including the Daily Mirror and The Mail, out. Believe me, all these outlets will be sorry. It's good for me because I'm saving time by cutting them out of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them up."

Elyzabeth is ready to fight for her client and said:

"I'm so happy doing this, I'll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I'll take them down with me."

Mills chose the perfect publicist eh? PT Cruiser lady is a hoot. It must be fun when those two are together

Gabby Babble: Heather Mills Threatens to Ban Media

AgentOrange · November 22nd, 2007, 12:03 AM

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"I'm so happy doing this, I'll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I'll take them down with me."

Translation: she regrets it already.

If Heather Mills really wants to stand a chance, then she's gonna have to suck in with Scientology!

memebot · November 22nd, 2007, 12:42 AM

The media could do everyone a favor and just stop reporting everything these two screeching harpies say. Win-win situation.

But Heather doesn't want the attention to go away, she just wants them to say nice things about her. Poor, poor stumpy.

Sm0kah0ntas · November 22nd, 2007, 12:46 AM

They should find her in a ditch somewhere wit dat falsey stuffed down her fuggin throat

heathersharon · November 22nd, 2007, 01:37 AM

Wait a second...so Bitch is gonna stop talking to the press? Oh, Lord! Don't throw me into the briar patch!!!

Bitch, please.

NoNoRehab · November 22nd, 2007, 02:37 AM

I'm sure the media is quaking in their boots. They lost access to acclaimed ex-Dancing with the Stars contestant Heather Mills, you guise!!!! How can they go on???

I guess they'll just have to try and get interviews with a Beatle instead. Wow, that sucks. I'm sure they'll really be sad.

Okay, and what gets me, too, is that PT Cwuiser keeps talking to Page Six about how people are making fun and then apparently never reads what they write because they keep making fun of her every day. It's hilarious - Page Six has been calling her like every day this week just to write up about how loony she is. Their columns make me LOL.

Sm0kah0ntas · November 22nd, 2007, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NoNoRehab

I'm sure the media is quaking in their boots. They lost access to acclaimed ex-Dancing with the Stars contestant Heather Mills, you guise!!!! How can they go on???

I guess they'll just have to try and get interviews with a Beatle instead. Wow, that sucks. I'm sure they'll really be sad.

Okay, and what gets me, too, is that PT Cwuiser keeps talking to Page Six about how people are making fun and then apparently never reads what they write because they keep making fun of her every day. It's hilarious - Page Six has been calling her like every day this week just to write up about how loony she is. Their columns make me LOL.

I'm still awaitin the one on ones with Janet Charlton

because she cares

Yoko Ono · November 22nd, 2007, 09:55 AM

Well what did she expect when she said people should drink rat or cats milk?
She said it in a totally humourless way that even I wondered if she was serious or not. Hard to tell when she goes off the deep end and raves and frowns at the camera.
She aint no comedienne and really should get someone else to write her material.