November 21st, 2007, 01:52 PM
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
The Andrew Morton Book--What To Expect

More information is slowly coming out about the book that has Andrew Morton running for his life. "No one has dared write a book like this before," says Brian Smith of publisher St Martin’s Press. "It’s going to be explosive."
Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, will make allegations about:
* Why Tom’s been dogged by rumors about his sexuality.
* How Scientology helped Tom deal with ‘intimate personal issues’ and ‘cured’ his dyslexia.
* What really went on inside Tom’s marriages to Nicole Kidman and Mimi Rogers.
* The inside story of his relationship with Penélope Cruz.
* The real story of how Tom met Katie Holmes.
* The behind-the-scenes story of Tom’s bizarre behavior on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
* Why Tom denounced Brooke Shields for turning to the ‘Nazi science’ of psychiatry.
* Why Tom isn’t always the Mr Nice Guy he portrays.
Tom Cruise’s lawyer has stated that
1. "The assertions about what will be in Mr. Morton’s book are all false and defamatory of Tom Cruise. "
2. "The rumors that he is homosexual are completely and unequivocally false. "
3. "He has had no “sham relationships” and has never married ”for publicity”. Nor did he interview “a number of actresses to be his girlfriend before choosing Katie."
4. "Mimi Rogers never said Tom “couldn’t” give her children. Nothing truthful that Mr Morton could say would damage Tom and Katie’s relationship." Looks like the attorney must have seen even more than we know about. This is going to be a good one.
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So it does sound like this book has some juice in it if the lawyers are going bonkers.
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November 21st, 2007, 01:54 PM
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That picture is too funny!
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November 21st, 2007, 01:55 PM
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I usually don't waste my money on books like this but I think I'll break that rule this time. And it kind of occurs to me that there is a reason Nicole Kidman is suddenly throwing around revelations about her marriage to the midget. And how funny is it that the lawyers are denying things that haen't even gone to the printers yet? This is going to be fun, fun, fun.
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November 21st, 2007, 01:57 PM
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BTW, Amazon now has this book available for pre-order!!!
**happy dance**
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November 21st, 2007, 02:00 PM
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This book is going to be all kinds of fun.
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November 21st, 2007, 02:01 PM
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We should start a GR book club with this one!! I can't wait to get my hands on this.
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November 21st, 2007, 02:04 PM
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That pic of him is quite gay. Was he in a production of A Chorus Line?
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November 21st, 2007, 02:05 PM
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Hell, I'm taking the day off on January 15, just so I can read this one.
Hopefully, Andrew Morton is moving in on John Travolta next.
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November 21st, 2007, 02:06 PM
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I can't wait
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November 21st, 2007, 02:07 PM
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I think I just found my new favorite author. January cannot come soon enough.
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November 21st, 2007, 02:15 PM
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Andrew Morton, I <3 you so much ... xoxox aabbcc
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November 21st, 2007, 02:20 PM
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Hell, I'm taking the day off on January 15, just so I can read this one.
Hopefully, Andrew Morton is moving in on John Travolta next.
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But he'd be doing Travolta a favor. It seems he is just itching to throw the closet door wide open and sashay right out! He wants to be "caught" (which takes all the fun and suspense right out of it), whereas Tommy girl does NOT.
I wanna read this book soooo baaaaaad.
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November 21st, 2007, 02:21 PM
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That picture is too funny!
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That pic should be the cover of a book titled, '80s Gay Chic'.
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November 21st, 2007, 02:33 PM
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Oooh I can't wait. I sure as hell hope the Co$ legal giants don't find some way to steamroll this book.
Mimi Rogers never said Tom “couldn’t” give her children.
Did she actually say he couldn't have kids? I don't remember. I thought she said (in a roundabout way) that he wouldn't give her any dick. That his body was a temple or something..
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November 21st, 2007, 02:37 PM
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I remember she said it was like living with a monk, that he never wanted to have sex (with somebody with a vagina)
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