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    Default Jennifer Aniston’s new hunk

    Who needs Brad, anyway?
    Jennifer Aniston reportedly has a new hunk in her life, Absolut Hottie Jason Lewis of Sex and the City fame. The two have been seen discreetly out together, and things are looking like romance! Hopefully Lewis will be her knight in shining…vodka bottle.
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    How'd she get a man to like her? Did she get plastic surgery to take off that chin?
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    Oh...my...god, he is beautiful!! Brad WHO??? I hope this is true. Wow, good for her.

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    I can just imagine their sex games:

    "Little pig, little pig, let me in!"

    "Not by the hair of my ...."

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Beard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoveFeatheredRaven View Post
    Oh...my...god, he is beautiful!! Brad WHO??? I hope this is true. Wow, good for her.
    Beautiful but so so unbelieveably stupid and dull...everytime he comes on a TV ad here in the UK I cringe so much that I switch to another channel.

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    The only dude Jen's in love with is itself.

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    Jennifer's a whore.

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    No pic of them together....this is probably the first he's heard of it.

    Is this the same thing as a casting call?

    Putting a blurb out in the press...."Jen thinks you're okay to be her next BF....if you're interested, call her and she'll take you on a few dates...you'll get some press, etc..."

    The new way to get attention in Hollywood.....?

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    Jason Lewis is Hot! This could be true...he's dated some fugass girls before.

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    Keep in mind she did marry Brad. It's not like she's not never had a hot guy before. She's cute in a girl next door sort of way and some guys like that.

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    And Aniston will be tragically dumped again in 5...4....3...2....

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    ^^ Dumped!

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    There is NO WAY IN HELL!!no way that hot stud is really with... Manniston. That would be the mismatch of all time!!!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amberstone View Post
    Beautiful but so so unbelieveably stupid and dull...everytime he comes on a TV ad here in the UK I cringe so much that I switch to another channel.
    Quote Originally Posted by zebracakes View Post
    Keep in mind she did marry Brad. It's not like she's not never had a hot guy before. She's cute in a girl next door sort of way and some guys like that.
    she obviously likes 'em pretty and dumb ...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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