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Thread: Beyonce sells herself to Direct TV

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    Default Beyonce sells herself to Direct TV

    It's that time of the year again when celebrities sell themselves for any Holiday promotion they can possible get: cell phones, grocery stores, fragrances, nothing is wrong these days. If so far you could see Beyonce simply selling you a product from the small screen, this Holidays season she agreed to incorporate the new Upgrade offer from Direct TV into something that looks like a music video and even sing their song. I have to tell you that I absolutely LOVE Beyonce and it disappoints me to see her going so low for some cash, like she really needs it... What do ya think? Tasteful or tasteless?
    Beyonce sells herself to Direct TV. by rUMorBEe - MyItThings Magazine
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    I wish Beyonce would sell herself to a terrorist organization.

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    She's been selling out for a long time. Not surprised.

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    This is a new low for her.

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    I've seen this commercial. I want to reach through the TV, grab her by her extensions and kick her in her christmas ham thighs so she can't dance and rap about how she wants to "Upgrade, Upgrade!" me to DirectTV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I've seen this commercial. I want to reach through the TV, grab her by her extensions and kick her in her christmas ham thighs so she can't dance and rap about how she wants to "Upgrade, Upgrade!" me to DirectTV.
    Oh no you di'n't!

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    Oh, I believe I DID!!

    And I'd do it again, too!!!

    *pulls back hair and takes off earrings*

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    Will she be touring in L.A soon? I will pick a fight and you pretend you want to
    intervene and viola you might get a chance to make it become reality

    I can just picture her glue on wig flying off

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    I really do secretly wanna trip her and somehow "accidentally" pull her wig off.

    "Guurrrl, I swear I was trying to keep you from falling, Beyonstage!!! "

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    ^^Just lure Beyond-Ego to the top of another flight of stairs and let nature takes it course.

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    Okay, I'll need someone to push her while I yank the wig off. Volunteers?

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    ^*raises hand*
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Okay, I'll need someone to push her while I yank the wig off. Volunteers?
    I volunteer Rihanna. That way she can go to jail for assault, and you kill two birds with one stone.

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    But when has she not gone for money and publicity in just about all venues?

    I don't see it as a new low but as more of her consistency. I think she's smart enough to realize she can make as much as she can now, not later.

    I commend her for going for it, though I think it's going to cause a bigger backlash than she realizes, but no worries - she'll get her millions off this too.

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    Beeyotch, you could totally take Beyonce. Us Hispanics have a higher pain tolerance.. we do it raza style. Chongalicious.

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