Shut up. No one cares.
Tuesday, November 13th 2007
And The Oscar Goes To........
In an interview with Blender Magazine, Heidi Montag said she would love to win an Oscar and that she reads the Bible. Did bitch chomp on AquaDots before the interview?
On her shitty ass engagement ring that was bought at ICE (a step up from Claire's): “It’s at home. I take it off at night because it’s big and I don’t want it getting caught in my hair, or scratching my face, and I didn’t have time to put it on today.”
LIES! It turned her finger green.
On her career plans: “I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”
PLEASE! She'll be doing a celeb porn tape in 16 months tops!
On her ambitions: “I also plan to win an Oscar."
AS IF! The only Oscar this bitch is going to win is 4th runner-up in a Miss Oscar Meyer Weiner pageant. (after she sucks the whole judging panel off)
On being a moron: “I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
UGH! You've gotten to where you are by getting down on your knees, and you didn't get down there to pray. And reading "The Bible for Dummies" doesn't count, but nice try.
Last edited by Pilaf; November 13th, 2007 at 06:30 PM.
Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
I'm sure Jesus loves your tits!
Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.” (and I bet a lot of other things too!)
Gawd, she's such a stupid, very pathetic waste of space.
Excuse me while I change, my laughter-induced pee dribble turned into a full-blown pants wetting from laughing so hard.
It seems each new batch of celebrities is more pointless and talentless than the last.
Dream on skank, dream on.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Ha ha funny
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?---Jean Kerr
She looks like an extreme slut. She deserves an Academy Award as much as Bush deserves an award for his presidency. >_<
She sure thinks highly of herself for actually planning to get an Oscar...she is so dumb and delusional.
don't you have to be an actor to get an oscar? hmmm. as MK of Dlisted said, she really meant oscar meyer weiner.
I too would like to win an Academy Award. And a Grammy, and an Emmy, and a Tony, and I'd like to be the first woman to live in a duplex on the Moon, and I want to be a vet, and a celebrity chef and.....
Heidi is such a twat.
Here ya go, Heidi. He's all yours.
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