November 13th, 2007, 12:49 PM
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Katie 'Jordan' Price says she dresses as a nun in the bedroom to turn her man on
Jordan: I dress up as a nun for Peter
Monday 12 November 2007
 
Katie Price says husband likes her to look virginal
Katie Price enjoys a few role play games with husband Peter Andre as it spices up their sex life.
'There are no holds barred for me and Pete in the bedroom,' she says. 'Our favourite thing at the moment is dressing up.'
The 29-year-old glamour model says she recently donned religious garb to please him.
'I've been wearing a nun's outfit, which really turns him on,' she reveals.
'Maybe he likes it as I look all pure and virginal.'
And it doesn't stop there. Jordan admits that her husband is equally enthusiastic about getting into character.
'Peter dresses up too,' she tells the Daily Star. 'My favourite outfit for him is Zorro - he looks sexy in that.'
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November 13th, 2007, 12:50 PM
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She needs to dress up like a man if she wants to turn him on. The guy can't even smile without looking gay. 
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November 13th, 2007, 12:51 PM
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He's so gay.
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November 13th, 2007, 12:55 PM
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I would die from laughing if my husband walked in the bedroom dressed as Zorro.
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November 13th, 2007, 01:30 PM
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'Maybe he likes it as I look all pure and virginal.'
 a pure and virginal Katie Price?! Bitch please.
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November 13th, 2007, 01:45 PM
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Her and Eva Longwhoria would be best friends. Although whores never like other whores.
Any guy that bleaches or shaves his asshole has got to be at least bi.
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November 13th, 2007, 01:47 PM
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Why do we always have to hear about their sex life, whyyyyyyyy
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November 13th, 2007, 01:50 PM
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Did anyone really need to know this little piece of information?
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November 13th, 2007, 01:51 PM
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Her husband looks gay, not bi, not confused, 100 % concentrated homosexual. She looks like a tranny. Match made in hell.
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November 13th, 2007, 01:58 PM
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Yeah, those pure and virginal types always have enormous fake titties. 
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Originally Posted by aabbcc
She needs to dress up like a man if she wants to turn him on. The guy can't even smile without looking gay. |
 So true. He looks like a young Liberace.
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Originally Posted by Sweetie
I would die from laughing if my husband walked in the bedroom dressed as Zorro.
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Yes, but Zorro the Gay Blade is just perfect for Petie!
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Originally Posted by Kirsten89
Any guy that bleaches or shaves his asshole has got to be at least bi.
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November 13th, 2007, 03:01 PM
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The more she talks aboout their sex life (WHY does she ALWAYS talk about it?) the more obvious it is that he's gay.
As my Dad said 'Peter Andre? When did he turn straight!?
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November 13th, 2007, 03:02 PM
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I watched their reality show a couple of times and they have utterly no sexual chemistry between them.
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November 13th, 2007, 03:28 PM
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Stop telling this kind of stories to the world god damn!!!!!!!
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November 13th, 2007, 03:32 PM
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katie probably wears a strap-on and andre pretends the nun is actually a priest.
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November 13th, 2007, 05:53 PM
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Whatever happened to marital sex being private?? This chick needs a hard slap across the head and Peter Andre - he needs something too but I don't think it's a slap.
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