November 13th, 2007, 02:24 AM
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Actress Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star which was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign now wants the New England Patriots quarterback to do the same. An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!” Meanwhile, in an interview with Parade, the actress said that she would like if she ever worked for the government. “I’d be a spy. A very glamorous spy who plays poker and lives in Monaco. And has affairs with Daniel Craig”.
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Jennifer Aniston recruits Tom Brady to sell energy drink
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November 13th, 2007, 02:34 AM
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November 13th, 2007, 05:11 AM
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I guess those male hormones she supposedly was taking haven't completely worn off.
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November 13th, 2007, 01:54 PM
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Those male hormones have been part of her DNA since birth.
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November 13th, 2007, 01:56 PM
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I wanna be a spy!
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November 13th, 2007, 01:58 PM
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Don't drop the soap ...
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November 13th, 2007, 02:01 PM
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Ok, my respect for Jen just went down some. Tom Brady? Ew. Dude's forehead is bigger than Jen's chin. On the brighter side, my girl Famke Janssen was spotted drinking SmartWater at the Hamptons Film Festival. 
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November 13th, 2007, 02:03 PM
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Tom Brady is a douche.
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November 13th, 2007, 02:09 PM
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^^ Word.
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November 13th, 2007, 02:11 PM
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Don't drop the soap ...
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Considering some of the stories I've heard about Tom, he'd probably drop it on purpose.
But maybe if Aniston brings some of her bad karma to Brady, the Patriots can finally lose a game. Boo Pats.
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November 13th, 2007, 03:19 PM
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I get the feeling that Jen seems to be attracted to douchey guys. Tom, Vince, then King Douche Brad. Girlfriend needs to get the hell away from Hollywood. Not that douches aren't other places. But Hollywood seems to own the McDouche market.
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November 13th, 2007, 03:29 PM
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I get the feeling that Jen seems to be attracted to douchey guys. Tom, Vince, then King Douche Brad. Girlfriend needs to get the hell away from Hollywood. Not that douches aren't other places. But Hollywood seems to own the McDouche market.
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If she's selling Strawberry Fields Vitamin Water, I ain't drinking it!
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