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Damn, the She-Dude is in HEAT. Watch your back, Tom. She'll bust out your kneecaps with her Chin if you piss her off.
Jennifer Aniston recruits Tom Brady to sell energy drink
Jennifer Aniston recruits Tom Brady to sell energy drinkActress Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star which was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign now wants the New England Patriots quarterback to do the same. An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!” Meanwhile, in an interview with Parade, the actress said that she would like if she ever worked for the government. “I’d be a spy. A very glamorous spy who plays poker and lives in Monaco. And has affairs with Daniel Craig”.
Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”
Damn, the She-Dude is in HEAT. Watch your back, Tom. She'll bust out your kneecaps with her Chin if you piss her off.
I guess those male hormones she supposedly was taking haven't completely worn off.
Those male hormones have been part of her DNA since birth.
I wanna be a spy!
Don't drop the soap ...Originally Posted by kingcap72
Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”
Damn, the She-Dude is in HEAT. Watch your back, Tom. She'll bust out your kneecaps with her Chin if you piss her off.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Ok, my respect for Jen just went down some. Tom Brady? Ew. Dude's forehead is bigger than Jen's chin. On the brighter side, my girl Famke Janssen was spotted drinking SmartWater at the Hamptons Film Festival.
Tom Brady is a douche.
^^ Word.
Considering some of the stories I've heard about Tom, he'd probably drop it on purpose.
But maybe if Aniston brings some of her bad karma to Brady, the Patriots can finally lose a game. Boo Pats.
I get the feeling that Jen seems to be attracted to douchey guys. Tom, Vince, then King Douche Brad. Girlfriend needs to get the hell away from Hollywood. Not that douches aren't other places. But Hollywood seems to own the McDouche market.
If she's selling Strawberry Fields Vitamin Water, I ain't drinking it!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
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