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    Default Jennifer Aniston recruits Tom Brady to sell energy drink

    Actress Jennifer Aniston has chosen American football star Tom Brady as the male face of energy drink SmartWater. The former Friends star which was recently photographed by Mario Testino for a SmartWater advertising campaign now wants the New England Patriots quarterback to do the same. An insider tells American magazine OK!, “Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!” Meanwhile, in an interview with Parade, the actress said that she would like if she ever worked for the government. “I’d be a spy. A very glamorous spy who plays poker and lives in Monaco. And has affairs with Daniel Craig”.
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    Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”



    Damn, the She-Dude is in HEAT. Watch your back, Tom. She'll bust out your kneecaps with her Chin if you piss her off.

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    I guess those male hormones she supposedly was taking haven't completely worn off.

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    Those male hormones have been part of her DNA since birth.

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    I wanna be a spy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Not only does she think he can sell water, but he makes her want to take a cold shower!”



    Damn, the She-Dude is in HEAT. Watch your back, Tom. She'll bust out your kneecaps with her Chin if you piss her off.
    Don't drop the soap ...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Ok, my respect for Jen just went down some. Tom Brady? Ew. Dude's forehead is bigger than Jen's chin. On the brighter side, my girl Famke Janssen was spotted drinking SmartWater at the Hamptons Film Festival.

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    Tom Brady is a douche.

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    ^^ Word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Don't drop the soap ...
    Considering some of the stories I've heard about Tom, he'd probably drop it on purpose.

    But maybe if Aniston brings some of her bad karma to Brady, the Patriots can finally lose a game. Boo Pats.

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    I get the feeling that Jen seems to be attracted to douchey guys. Tom, Vince, then King Douche Brad. Girlfriend needs to get the hell away from Hollywood. Not that douches aren't other places. But Hollywood seems to own the McDouche market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    I get the feeling that Jen seems to be attracted to douchey guys. Tom, Vince, then King Douche Brad. Girlfriend needs to get the hell away from Hollywood. Not that douches aren't other places. But Hollywood seems to own the McDouche market.
    If she's selling Strawberry Fields Vitamin Water, I ain't drinking it!
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