Lance Armstrong, Ashley Olsen romance: ‘I’m not a dirty old man’

DontMindMe · November 8th, 2007, 11:01 PM

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Lance Armstrong is insisting he is not a ‘dirty old man’ after facing a bout of teasing and controversy over his new found romance with twenty-one year old Ashley Olsen.
“I’m not a dirty old man,” an embarrassed Lance recently explained to friends.
“Lance is embarrassed at the teasing he’s getting. He had no idea that it would get into the papers that he was making out with Ashley,” a friend tells the National Enquirer.
Despite claims from Armstrong family members that the one time Tour de France champ is using the young Olsen, Enquirer moles say their love is real:
“….She’s certainly not after my money,” Lance is telling friends. “She’s worth way more than I am!”

Lance Armstrong Ashley Olsen Romance: ‘I’m Not A Dirty Old Man’

DitaPage* · November 8th, 2007, 11:03 PM

well she is legal.

Penny Lane · November 8th, 2007, 11:28 PM

I betcha Marilyn Manson is glad some of the attention is off of him... for now.

Beeyotch · November 8th, 2007, 11:50 PM

Yeah he is a dirty old man. A dirty old man who looooves publicity.

msdeb · November 9th, 2007, 12:47 AM

she's an adult. why does that make him a dirty old man?

sweetness · November 9th, 2007, 01:02 AM

^^ I guess because she looks like a little girl.

I don't think he's a dirty old man, but they don't seem like a very good match. Wonder what she see's in him?

DontMindMe · November 9th, 2007, 01:04 AM

^or vice versa...

yanna · November 9th, 2007, 01:53 AM

She's 21 and looks 12 and he's 38. Simple math makes him a dirty old man.

sweetness · November 9th, 2007, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DontMindMe

^or vice versa...

Yeah, but she is a cute (well sorta) young girl who's loaded who happens to be half of what was at one time a huge male fantasy-- that "when Mary Kate and Ashley turn 18" bullshit.

He's not even cute, and didn't he cheat on his wife to be with Sheryl Crow?

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Originally Posted by yanna

She's 21 and looks 12 and he's 38. Simple math makes him a dirty old man.

You've got a point.

sputnik · November 9th, 2007, 06:55 AM

there's an age difference, sure, but she's 21. she may look younger but she is 21 and what is she supposed to do, date 16 year-old boys until she starts getting wrinkles and looking older, so people won't think it's creepy?
i think lance is an asshole but i am not bothered by the age difference.

Blackberry · November 9th, 2007, 07:40 AM

Like others have said: I hope she's on top and that he has a small dick, for her safety.

Bijoux · November 9th, 2007, 08:21 AM

I thnink this is just nasty. Lance is a starfucker IMO

tkdgirl · November 9th, 2007, 08:32 AM

Dirty old man is just one of the names I'd call him. Lance is just disgusting. He's a starfucking attention whore. Not much of a Sheryl Crow fan anymore, but I hope to high Heaven she has a voo doo doll and is poking that thing with a thousand pins- all in the crotch.

Sojiita · November 9th, 2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackberry

Like others have said: I hope she's on top and that he has a small dick, for her safety.

aabbcc · November 9th, 2007, 09:28 AM

The thought of either troll baby having sex is just ...

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msdeb Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a van down by the river Posts: 33,560	she's an adult. why does that make him a dirty old man? __________________ My level of maturity changes, depending on who I'm around.

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sputnik Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: fellow traveller Posts: 36,157	there's an age difference, sure, but she's 21. she may look younger but she is 21 and what is she supposed to do, date 16 year-old boys until she starts getting wrinkles and looking older, so people won't think it's creepy? i think lance is an asshole but i am not bothered by the age difference. __________________ I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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DitaPage* La vie en rose Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 37,548	well she is legal.

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Penny Lane Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 21,637	I betcha Marilyn Manson is glad some of the attention is off of him... for now.

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Beeyotch Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: L.A. Posts: 19,613	Yeah he is a dirty old man. A dirty old man who looooves publicity.

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sweetness Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: southeastern U.S. Posts: 11,454	^^ I guess because she looks like a little girl. I don't think he's a dirty old man, but they don't seem like a very good match. Wonder what she see's in him?

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DontMindMe Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,505	^or vice versa...

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yanna Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,957	She's 21 and looks 12 and he's 38. Simple math makes him a dirty old man.

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Blackberry Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Land of Oz Posts: 3,110	Like others have said: I hope she's on top and that he has a small dick, for her safety.

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Bijoux Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Salem Posts: 4,871	I thnink this is just nasty. Lance is a starfucker IMO

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tkdgirl Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,459	Dirty old man is just one of the names I'd call him. Lance is just disgusting. He's a starfucking attention whore. Not much of a Sheryl Crow fan anymore, but I hope to high Heaven she has a voo doo doll and is poking that thing with a thousand pins- all in the crotch.

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