Lance Armstrong, Ashley Olsen romance: ‘I’m not a dirty old man’

**DontMindMe** · November 8th, 2007, 11:01 PM

Lance Armstrong is insisting he is not a ‘dirty old man’ after facing a bout of teasing and controversy over his new found romance with twenty-one year old Ashley Olsen.
“I’m not a dirty old man,” an embarrassed Lance recently explained to friends.
“Lance is embarrassed at the teasing he’s getting. He had no idea that it would get into the papers that he was making out with Ashley,” a friend tells the National Enquirer.
Despite claims from Armstrong family members that the one time Tour de France champ is using the young Olsen, Enquirer moles say their love is real:
“….She’s certainly not after my money,” Lance is telling friends. “She’s worth way more than I am!”

Lance Armstrong Ashley Olsen Romance: ‘I’m Not A Dirty Old Man’

DitaPage* · November 8th, 2007, 11:03 PM

well she is legal.

**Penny Lane** · November 8th, 2007, 11:28 PM

I betcha Marilyn Manson is glad some of the attention is off of him... for now.

**Beeyotch** · November 8th, 2007, 11:50 PM

Yeah he is a dirty old man. A dirty old man who looooves publicity.

**msdeb** · November 9th, 2007, 12:47 AM

she's an adult. why does that make him a dirty old man?

**sweetness** · November 9th, 2007, 01:02 AM

^^ I guess because she looks like a little girl.

I don't think he's a dirty old man, but they don't seem like a very good match. Wonder what she see's in him?

**DontMindMe** · November 9th, 2007, 01:04 AM

^or vice versa...

**yanna** · November 9th, 2007, 01:53 AM

She's 21 and looks 12 and he's 38. Simple math makes him a dirty old man.

**sweetness** · November 9th, 2007, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by DontMindMe

^or vice versa...

Yeah, but she is a cute (well sorta) young girl who's loaded who happens to be half of what was at one time a huge male fantasy-- that "when Mary Kate and Ashley turn 18" bullshit.

He's not even cute, and didn't he cheat on his wife to be with Sheryl Crow?

Originally Posted by yanna

She's 21 and looks 12 and he's 38. Simple math makes him a dirty old man.

You've got a point.

**sputnik** · November 9th, 2007, 06:55 AM

there's an age difference, sure, but she's 21. she may look younger but she is 21 and what is she supposed to do, date 16 year-old boys until she starts getting wrinkles and looking older, so people won't think it's creepy?
i think lance is an asshole but i am not bothered by the age difference.

**Blackberry** · November 9th, 2007, 07:40 AM

Like others have said: I hope she's on top and that he has a small dick, for her safety.

**Bijoux** · November 9th, 2007, 08:21 AM

I thnink this is just nasty. Lance is a starfucker IMO

**tkdgirl** · November 9th, 2007, 08:32 AM

Dirty old man is just one of the names I'd call him. Lance is just disgusting. He's a starfucking attention whore. Not much of a Sheryl Crow fan anymore, but I hope to high Heaven she has a voo doo doll and is poking that thing with a thousand pins- all in the crotch.