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    Default Mickey Rourke busted for DUI

    Mickey Rourke Busted ... on a Vespa!!

    Posted Nov 8th 2007 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Movies
    Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested for DUI this morning in Miami Beach, riding his baby blue Vespa. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, is that you?!

    Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post broke the story this morning. Lambiet says a local paparazzo was on the lookout for Jennifer Lopez, who was in town for her concert when he bumped into Rourke and an unidentified woman around 2:00 AM walking into a nightclub.

    "They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," the photog said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"
    According to the police report, Rourke asked the cop, "What the f*** did I do?!" Cops say the actor's "face" was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot and watery and his speech was slurred. "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report. Barfly!

    He was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center around 9:30 AM and is being held on $1,000 bond.

    On a baby blue vespa
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    that ain't mickey rourke... that's some cock-eyed wino!
    Kill him.
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    How do you go from this to that:

    http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/y/7/rourkemickey.jpg

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    You take a walk through the ugly forest, climb the ugly tree & jump ... hitting every branch on the way down.
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    Another DUI



    who cares

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    I actually think he looks better than he has in a while....the face lift is settling.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Lawd that is a scary face. He used to be so fucking hot (9 1/2 weeks anyone?). Now he looks like a scary homeless guy.
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

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    I used to think he was so hot. I got tattooed by one of his friends when I lived in Miami Beach. He was every where down there.

    Still, isn't a DUI on a Vespa kinda funny??

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    It's like being drunk on a riding mower!
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    Ugh, why did he do that to his face? Why, why, why?!

    He used to look like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    It's like being drunk on a riding mower!
    Didn't they catch someone doing that once? It was on one of those funny police chase shows? They were drunk and riding the mower down the street.....'course, it could have just been someone in my family

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Didn't they catch someone doing that once? It was on one of those funny police chase shows? They were drunk and riding the mower down the street.....'course, it could have just been someone in my family
    Yeah, it was George Jones!
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    O. M. F. G.!!!! That is one scary PS face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Yeah, it was George Jones!
    Are you serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Are you serious?
    Oh yeah! Years ago, he was drunk driving his lawn mower because (it seems like it was Tammy Wynette) his wife wouldn't let him have the keys to his car.
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