November 8th, 2007, 01:14 PM
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Mickey Rourke busted for DUI
Mickey Rourke Busted ... on a Vespa!!
Posted Nov 8th 2007 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Movies
Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested for DUI this morning in Miami Beach, riding his baby blue Vespa. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, is that you?!
Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post broke the story this morning. Lambiet says a local paparazzo was on the lookout for Jennifer Lopez, who was in town for her concert when he bumped into Rourke and an unidentified woman around 2:00 AM walking into a nightclub.
"They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," the photog said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"
According to the police report, Rourke asked the cop, "What the f*** did I do?!" Cops say the actor's "face" was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot and watery and his speech was slurred. "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report. Barfly!
He was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center around 9:30 AM and is being held on $1,000 bond.
On a baby blue vespa 
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November 8th, 2007, 01:17 PM
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that ain't mickey rourke... that's some cock-eyed wino!
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November 8th, 2007, 01:22 PM
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November 8th, 2007, 01:26 PM
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You take a walk through the ugly forest, climb the ugly tree & jump ... hitting every branch on the way down.
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November 8th, 2007, 01:43 PM
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Another DUI
who cares
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November 8th, 2007, 01:56 PM
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I actually think he looks better than he has in a while....the face lift is settling.
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November 8th, 2007, 02:15 PM
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Lawd that is a scary face. He used to be so fucking hot (9 1/2 weeks anyone?). Now he looks like a scary homeless guy.
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November 8th, 2007, 02:35 PM
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I used to think he was so hot. I got tattooed by one of his friends when I lived in Miami Beach. He was every where down there.
Still, isn't a DUI on a Vespa kinda funny??
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November 8th, 2007, 02:38 PM
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It's like being drunk on a riding mower!
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November 8th, 2007, 03:25 PM
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Ugh, why did he do that to his face? Why, why, why?!
He used to look like this
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November 8th, 2007, 03:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mel1973
It's like being drunk on a riding mower!
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Didn't they catch someone doing that once? It was on one of those funny police chase shows? They were drunk and riding the mower down the street.....'course, it could have just been someone in my family 
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November 8th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KrisNine
Didn't they catch someone doing that once? It was on one of those funny police chase shows? They were drunk and riding the mower down the street.....'course, it could have just been someone in my family |
Yeah, it was George Jones!
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November 8th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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O. M. F. G.!!!! That is one scary PS face!
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November 8th, 2007, 03:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mel1973
Yeah, it was George Jones!
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Are you serious?
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November 8th, 2007, 03:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetie
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Oh yeah! Years ago, he was drunk driving his lawn mower because (it seems like it was Tammy Wynette) his wife wouldn't let him have the keys to his car.
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