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Posted Nov 8th 2007 12:35PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Movies Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested for DUI this morning in Miami Beach, riding his baby blue Vespa. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, is that you?! ![]() Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post broke the story this morning. Lambiet says a local paparazzo was on the lookout for Jennifer Lopez, who was in town for her concert when he bumped into Rourke and an unidentified woman around 2:00 AM walking into a nightclub. "They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," the photog said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. "The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'" According to the police report, Rourke asked the cop, "What the f*** did I do?!" Cops say the actor's "face" was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot and watery and his speech was slurred. "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report. Barfly! He was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center around 9:30 AM and is being held on $1,000 bond. On a baby blue vespa
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that ain't mickey rourke... that's some cock-eyed wino!
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You take a walk through the ugly forest, climb the ugly tree & jump ... hitting every branch on the way down.
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Lawd that is a scary face. He used to be so fucking hot (9 1/2 weeks anyone?). Now he looks like a scary homeless guy.
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It's like being drunk on a riding mower!
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Ugh, why did he do that to his face? Why, why, why?!
He used to look like this
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Yeah, it was George Jones!
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Oh yeah! Years ago, he was drunk driving his lawn mower because (it seems like it was Tammy Wynette) his wife wouldn't let him have the keys to his car.
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