Bob Saget talks about erection, Ashley Olsen and her lover Lance Armstrong

[Blackberry]

Outside of Carolines last night, where he was hosting a benefit for scleroderma research, Bob Saget weighed in on the rumors that his former TV daughter, Ashley Olsen, has been dating Lance Armstrong, father of three. How does Saget feel about the huge age and respectability gap between the two? “I like Lance, Lance Armstrong is an amazing guy. Amazing guy!” he said. That’s it? We were hoping for something like, "I hate Lance Armstrong. I should be with Ashley." What gives, Saget? "I apologize," he said. He tried again: "You know Tevye and Golde, they were together 25 years! We’re in a society, I don’t think — you can’t really go by people, you know?" Wha? "I’m not giving you want you want," he said, defeated. "I feel bad about that."

That’s okay, Bob, how about you tell us a disgusting story about Ashley, Mary-Kate, and a donkey erection instead?

“We had a donkey on [Full House] that got an erection, um, true. Uh, there’s a cleaner way to say this. There was a donkey that got aroused because there was air-conditioning, and the girls were young at the time, they’re standing there, and then it did its business on the floor, and we thought it was the funniest thing we ever saw. John, Dave, and I — there’s gag reel footage of us, gagging, practically — and the girls knew that something funny was going on and the audience was horrified. That was my favorite episode.”

That’s wholesome family fun right there! Could this bizarre episode have scarred the young twins for life, damaging their impressionable minds and causing future eating disorders, drug habits, and daddy issues? No, probably not. —Dan Amira

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This interview is fucking hilarious.

[MrsMarsters]

I never knew he had such a foul mouth on him, until I heard his standup! Which sucked, btw.

[Bijoux]

Just the thread title almost made me

[louiswinthorpe111]

I'll never forget his unbilled cameo in Half Baked. "I've sucked dick for coke!" Hilarious!

[cmmdee]

He has a really crude sense of humor. Not my stee-lo.

[DitaPage*]

Bob Saget, erection...

[potato_chips]

Bob Saget is gross.

[DontMindMe]

I saw him on an old episode of America's Funniest Videos the other day and thought he was oddly sexy...*dies of shame*

[Pilaf]

Originally Posted by Blackberry

That’s okay, Bob, how about you tell us a disgusting story about Ashley, Mary-Kate, and a donkey erection instead?

“We had a donkey on [Full House] that got an erection, um, true. Uh, there’s a cleaner way to say this. There was a donkey that got aroused because there was air-conditioning, and the girls were young at the time, they’re standing there, and then it did its business on the floor, and we thought it was the funniest thing we ever saw. John, Dave, and I — there’s gag reel footage of us, gagging, practically — and the girls knew that something funny was going on and the audience was horrified. That was my favorite episode.”





This interview is fucking hilarious.

It would have been funnier if Dave Coulier got up and started sucking off the donkey.

[Grimmlok]

It's funny to watch Bob Saget on America's Funniest Home Videos with his ugly-ass 3 button beige suit and protomullet. Every time he told one of those lame jokes you can actually see a little part of his soul dying and blowing away.

It's also fun to watch the audience for the hideous hair and fashions.

[shoegal]

The 'shocking' thing is getting old, like him.

And, yes, his stand up sucks.

[sweetness]

Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111

I'll never forget his unbilled cameo in Half Baked. "I've sucked dick for coke!" Hilarious!

That's the one and only time he's ever been funny!


About Lance Armstrong, I thought he was doing the nasty with Matthew Maconneghey.
Guess he's into the E.T. shit now.....

[CherryDarling]

I grew up watching Full House...the first time I heard him and his "raw" humor, I about fell out of my chair. It was insane!

Yeah, I thought the same thing about LA sweetness. Whatever happened to the 3 Amigos--Toothy, Matty and Lance and their bike rides?

[VenusInFauxFurs]

Originally Posted by DontMindMe

I saw him on an old episode of America's Funniest Videos the other day and thought he was oddly sexy...*dies of shame*

As long as you don't think that Uncle Joey is sexy, all is forgiven.

[aabbcc]

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

As long as you don't think that Uncle Joey is sexy, all is forgiven.

I thought all of them were doofs. God, I hated that show.