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    Default Britney Spears tells friends lips injured in ‘minor car crash'

    Apparently, Britney Spears is a little embarrassed about her recent round of lip injections. Despite supposed plans for a complete plastic surgery makeover, Brit is currently telling pals that her puffy lips were injured in ‘a minor car crash’ and ‘my airbag smacked me right in the face.’ “I’m lucky it didn’t do more damage, y’all!”
    Britney Spears Lip Surgery Lie; Britney Tells Friends Lips Injured In ‘Minor Car Crash’

    Well, with Britters behind the wheel I wouldn't be surprised...

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    Britney is a minor car crash.
    vaya con dios

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    Pftt, everyone get in a car crash and make use of those airbags; we'll put plastic surgeons out of business.


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    Shucks, She was probably eating a taco at the time and the taco shell was just too dang sharp for her delicate, baby soft lips.

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    hahaha, this is a joke, right?

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    God, it's like Rose Mcgowan's excuse for ruining her face, although Rose's is more believable.

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    her airbag deployed? so if she was in a minor car crash, then there would be damage to her car. she left the minor dent on her car, but she fixes damage tthat was bad enough to deploy the airbag? oh brit, now come on...
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    is PopCrunch a legit site? I dont like how they never say their sources.... they coulda just made this shiz up
    (sorry nothing against you DMM)

    that said: thank you britney for keeping even the imaginary LoL's coming.

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    ^^No biggie. I think they have some interesting gossip but I have no idea how legit they are, sorry Cali. You're right, the lack of sources is a tad sketchy.

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    That is just hilarious! Mah lips were injerred y'all, just my lips is all!
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    yeah right,was she researching for that roll too?
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten89 View Post
    God, it's like Rose Mcgowan's excuse for ruining her face, although Rose's is more believable.
    Yup. Britters did her research. It sorta worked for Rose, so why not for Brit! She's so original ya'll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    Britney is a minor car crash.

    Or a major train wreck.

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    Wouldn't doubt it...and her friends are probably stupid enough to believe her....For reals, y'all.

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