Angelina Jolie getting 'too close' with her bodyguard? Star Magazine November 19,2007

Pilaf · November 7th, 2007, 02:21 PM

Mgood morning! below is the latest cover of STAR magazine which continues to harp on my angelina jolie - i so appreciate a juicy rumor but this is complete madness (combined with an unflattering picture of ms. jolie) although i'm curious to see what the article claims inside - i doubt she'd have anything to do with her bodyguard - especially if she's sleeping with one of the sexiest guys on the planet - brad pitt! i do believe everyone likes to get their flirt on - and with a bodyguard i'd imagine you do end up becoming semi-close out of plain old circumstance - so i'd be getting my flirt on too - it's fun!

in other stories we've got britney spears' mom lynne and her supposed tell all book where she talks about britney's 'family shame' and the truth about justina timberlake - you must remember the good old days when ms. lynne had her very own corner on britney's website - gosh things have certainly changed since then! i think mom & daughter should go and see dr. phil mcgraw - maybe he can set both of them straight - i would totally like to see brit and her mom be close again! (on a quick sidenote - i'm obsessed with the track toy soldier off her new #1 #2 album blackout - it's such a great track - take a listen here)

there's also couples news featured on the front with one twosome supposedly on the rocks - fergie & and her super hot boyfriend josh duhamel (fergie simply must figure out a way to save that relationship - once you get used to sleeping with someone like josh - i'd imagine it would be way hard to give up that kind of nookie!) as one pair might be cooling down - there's another one heating up - lance armstrong & ashley olsen which won't last long - i still think he's a big asshole for breaking sheryl crow's heart - since that's exactly what he did! that's the scoop for now - i'll check you all later!popbytes {IS ANGELINA TOO CLOSE TO HER BODYGUARD?!?}

Sweetie · November 7th, 2007, 02:22 PM

That guy isn't big enough to be a bodyguard.

Pilaf · November 7th, 2007, 02:25 PM

Josh probably took up with one of those UCLA co-eds he's been banging off of Craig's List.

Bijoux · November 7th, 2007, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetie

That guy isn't big enough to be a bodyguard.

But Angie only weighs 3 pounds!

Sweetie · November 7th, 2007, 02:30 PM

^That's what I am saying. He's standing beside her and looks to be just about her size. That's a tiny man.

Gen X EJC · November 7th, 2007, 02:41 PM

I call bullshit. No way would she like this guy. He looks NOTHING like her brother.

TonjaLasagna · November 7th, 2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pilaf

Josh probably took up with one of those UCLA co-eds he's been banging off of Craig's List.

Nice
How does Duhamel advertise for a co-ed on Craigs List?
Put an ad for a housekeeper? Or personal assistant? I'd like to pass along info to my girls in LA, so they can have a shot at him.
Too funny

KrisNine · November 7th, 2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

I call bullshit. No way would she like this guy. He looks NOTHING like her brother.

Or her father...like Bradley Pittstain

Pilaf · November 7th, 2007, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonjaLasagna

Nice
How does Duhamel advertise for a co-ed on Craigs List?
Put an ad for a housekeeper? Or personal assistant? I'd like to pass along info to my girls in LA, so they can have a shot at him.
Too funny

Fergie likes the girls too. Sometimes she'll get a boy from UCLA and they swing

january · November 7th, 2007, 03:29 PM

Why do people find Brad so sexy? He's the epitome of blahhhhhh to me. He has no sex appeal, no looks, nothing to me.

Lily · November 7th, 2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by january

Why do people find Brad so sexy? He's the epitome of blahhhhhh to me. He has no sex appeal, no looks, nothing to me.

Me too. He's not talented, he's not intelligent, he's not funny, he's not sexy at all. I don't think he's empirically unattractive, but I don't find him appealing at all. Like, not even a tiny bit. He has no fire.

zebracakes · November 7th, 2007, 03:32 PM

She only likes men who are taken. Is this guy married?

Bijoux · November 7th, 2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by january

Why do people find Brad so sexy? He's the epitome of blahhhhhh to me. He has no sex appeal, no looks, nothing to me.

Me too. Never ever saw the big deal with craterface

Voodoo Child · November 7th, 2007, 04:14 PM

That is her bodyguard. I have seen him in many pics with the family. That or a Manny or whatever you call them.

Pandora · November 7th, 2007, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Child

That or a Manny or whatever you call them.

No, that would be Brad.

November 7th, 2007, 02:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pilaf Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 985	Angelina Jolie getting 'too close' with her bodyguard? Star Magazine November 19,2007 Mgood morning! below is the latest cover of STAR magazine which continues to harp on my angelina jolie - i so appreciate a juicy rumor but this is complete madness (combined with an unflattering picture of ms. jolie) although i'm curious to see what the article claims inside - i doubt she'd have anything to do with her bodyguard - especially if she's sleeping with one of the sexiest guys on the planet - brad pitt! i do believe everyone likes to get their flirt on - and with a bodyguard i'd imagine you do end up becoming semi-close out of plain old circumstance - so i'd be getting my flirt on too - it's fun! in other stories we've got britney spears' mom lynne and her supposed tell all book where she talks about britney's 'family shame' and the truth about justina timberlake - you must remember the good old days when ms. lynne had her very own corner on britney's website - gosh things have certainly changed since then! i think mom & daughter should go and see dr. phil mcgraw - maybe he can set both of them straight - i would totally like to see brit and her mom be close again! (on a quick sidenote - i'm obsessed with the track toy soldier off her new #1 #2 album blackout - it's such a great track - take a listen here) there's also couples news featured on the front with one twosome supposedly on the rocks - fergie & and her super hot boyfriend josh duhamel (fergie simply must figure out a way to save that relationship - once you get used to sleeping with someone like josh - i'd imagine it would be way hard to give up that kind of nookie!) as one pair might be cooling down - there's another one heating up - lance armstrong & ashley olsen which won't last long - i still think he's a big asshole for breaking sheryl crow's heart - since that's exactly what he did! that's the scoop for now - i'll check you all later!popbytes {IS ANGELINA TOO CLOSE TO HER BODYGUARD?!?}

November 7th, 2007, 02:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gen X EJC Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: BIAB's Freakshow Posts: 2,943	I call bullshit. No way would she like this guy. He looks NOTHING like her brother. __________________ The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetters Club: A place for internationally minded celebrity haterz to come together in peace and harmony

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january Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 7,269	Why do people find Brad so sexy? He's the epitome of blahhhhhh to me. He has no sex appeal, no looks, nothing to me. __________________ Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up their argument. - Chris Rock

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Sweetie Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Den of the roving cunty bitches Posts: 24,539	That guy isn't big enough to be a bodyguard.

November 7th, 2007, 02:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pilaf Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 985	Josh probably took up with one of those UCLA co-eds he's been banging off of Craig's List.

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Sweetie Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Den of the roving cunty bitches Posts: 24,539	^That's what I am saying. He's standing beside her and looks to be just about her size. That's a tiny man.

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Voodoo Child Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweet Down Under! Posts: 12,295	That is her bodyguard. I have seen him in many pics with the family. That or a Manny or whatever you call them.

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