November 6th, 2007, 09:47 PM
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Top 11 unsexiest men
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AOL's The Cooler put together a list of the 11 Most Unsexiest Men in response to Maxim's 5 Unsexiest Women list. Maxim named Sarah Jessica Parker as the least sexy with Amy Wino, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears following her. That list was bunk ass! Where was Ann Coulter? Star Jones? Rosie O'Donnell? I mean SJP isn't my favorite, but you can't call her unsexy.
So....here's AOL's list and I must say that I disagree with 90% of their choices. And get this shit. They named Pete Doherty as the least sexiest man. WTF?! You can call Pete a lot of things, but unsexy is not one of them. That man made was made for sex. Actually, made for crack, but sex is second. So, here's the list with my response and replacement option!
11: Ben Stiller - WRONG! Replace with John Cusack
10. Eric Dane - SERIOUSLY WRONG! Replace with Zach Braff
9. Ryan Phillipe - WTF!!!! WRONG! Replace with Carrot Top
9 (tied). Josh Hartnett - WRONG AGAIN! Replace with Vince Vaughn
8. Pete Wentz - FINALLY I AGREE!!!
7. James Blunt - AGREED!
6. Kevin Connolly - WHO?! Replace with Fred Durst
5. Howard Stern - WRONG! Replace with Bill Maher
4. Simon Cowell - WRONG! Replace with Michael Jackson
3. Wilmer Valderrama WRONG! Replace with Rumer Willis
2. Brandon Davis - AGREED!
1. Pete Doherty - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Replace with Clay Aiken
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November 6th, 2007, 09:53 PM
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What? This list doesn't even make sense. Ben Stiller, Eric Dane, Ryan Phillipe, Josh Hartnett, and Simon Cowell shouldn't be on that list. They might not be attractive by some standards, but they are far from the unsexiest men in Hollywood, theres plenty out there that beat them. What about Clint Howard? Perez Hilton? Larry the Cable Guy? Bill O'Reilly? Flavor Flav? Come on.
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November 6th, 2007, 09:56 PM
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Bill Maher...NO!! I can't see past my love of this man to see that he's unsexy!
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November 6th, 2007, 10:03 PM
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Ugh... where is Flavor Flav on that list???
Seriously, I love Public Enemy... but Flav is one nasty fellow... there is nothing redeeming about him (or his harem of skanky ho's)!
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November 6th, 2007, 10:16 PM
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3. Wilmer Valderrama WRONG! Replace with Rumer Willis
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November 7th, 2007, 01:00 AM
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Yeah Fred Durst and Vince Vaugh should have made the list!
Is the guy serious about #1? Does he really think Doperty is SEXY?
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November 7th, 2007, 01:02 AM
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Where's Tom Crazy?
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November 7th, 2007, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by january
Perez Hilton? Larry the Cable Guy? Bill O'Reilly? Flavor Flav? Come on.
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Yesssss. All of these.
Add in Borat. And John Leguizamo.
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November 7th, 2007, 01:08 AM
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Dudes, this is wrong! Simon Cowell is SO HOT!
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November 7th, 2007, 01:09 AM
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Sacha Baron Cohen is not too bad, as Borat he's revolting.
Perez doesn't deserve a mention, he's a wannabe. He doesnt even deserve the recognition of being on any list.
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November 7th, 2007, 01:11 AM
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Does Michael Jackson still count as a man? If so, his crazy ass belongs up there.
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November 7th, 2007, 01:12 AM
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If it wasn't for her money and being born privilleged, I'd feel so sorry for Rumer. She cops it more than Maniston!
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November 7th, 2007, 01:29 AM
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Sacha Baron Cohen is not too bad, as Borat he's revolting.
Perez doesn't deserve a mention, he's a wannabe. He doesnt even deserve the recognition of being on any list.
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I think Sacha Baron Cohen is downright sexy. 
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November 7th, 2007, 02:37 AM
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mighty midget cruise, donald trump and john travolta need to be on that list.
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November 7th, 2007, 03:29 AM
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Donald Trump is so fug he should be on it twice.
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