Britney Spears' secret pregnancy; FIVE potential fathers, including Kevin Federline

CherryDarling · November 2nd, 2007, 12:38 AM

The rumor mill is ablaze with reports of another Britney Spears pregnancy.

Now The National Enquirer is reporting that the pop tart was indeed knocked up once again back in January and without a clue as to who fathered the children. The arsenal of five potential baby daddies included: Mario Lopez, ex-BF Issac Cohen, dancer Blake McGrath, ex-J.R Rotem, and now ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Britney’s secret pregnancy, which mysteriously ended during a January excursion to her homestate of Louisiana, occured while she and K-Fed were trying to reconcile. When Britney announced her pregnancy, Kev refused to believe he had fathered the unborn child.

“They got together when Kevin came to see the boys. They had drinks and toasted her birthday. Britney was acting really sweet and seduced him, but Kevin quickly regretted it.”

“Britney was pregnant in January. She told Kevin about it, hoping that he’d say he wanted to reconcile, instead he said: ‘So. It’s not mine.”

“Kevin knew Britney was with other men and at the same time having sex with him to try to win him back,” says the Enquirer’s source.

“Kevin couldn’t get over Britney’s filing for divorce so publicly and refused to reconcile.”

The Enquirer mole claims Kev’s callous reaction to the news of Brit’s pregnancy drove her to get high:

“As a result, Britney started using drugs and alcohol to mask her pain.”

source: Britney Spears Secret Pregnancy; Five Potential Fathers Including Kevin Federline

mods: I know this is a slight branch off the post I put up last night, however I thought it may warrant it's own thread...please merge if necessary.

As for Britney:

NicoleWasHere · November 2nd, 2007, 12:40 AM

HELL. FUCKING. NO.

honeysuckle · November 2nd, 2007, 12:41 AM

what?

DontMindMe · November 2nd, 2007, 01:04 AM

[Heroes] Sterilize the hillbilly: Save the world... [/Heroes]

zebracakes · November 2nd, 2007, 06:48 AM

So apparently she had an abortion.

Lily · November 2nd, 2007, 06:52 AM

Seriously. Sterilize her.

Yoko Ono · November 2nd, 2007, 07:04 AM

After the article about Britney and her not taking the pill on time the other day, I just KNEW that a story like this would surface.

I call bullshit, only because it's all so bloody predictable in aint frickin funny.

Anyone who believes this bullshit needs their heads read. I know Britney deserves all the hate she gets for being a hopeless mother. But honestly, these stories are getting so predictable that if you believe EVERY ONE OF THEM, you are more lifeless than Britney herself.

ArmyWifey · November 2nd, 2007, 08:00 AM

Wow.

Sojiita · November 2nd, 2007, 08:34 AM

Mario Lopez, ex-BF Issac Cohen, dancer Blake McGrath, ex-J.R Rotem, and now ex-husband Kevin Federline.
EWWW. How could any of them do her now..yuck. And to think even Colin...*shudder*

Blackberry · November 2nd, 2007, 08:42 AM

Lame story.

BoogsBun · November 2nd, 2007, 08:45 AM

*flashback to high school..in more ways than one*

Bijoux · November 2nd, 2007, 08:50 AM

Whatever. At least it didn't happen!!

crackho · November 2nd, 2007, 08:50 AM

The biggest scare is all of this is that Mario Lopez put his dick inside of her. Mario, I was saving myself for you. How could you do this to me?

Grimmlok · November 2nd, 2007, 09:54 AM

like this is so out of the realm of possibility?

Lets see... 2 failed marriages in 3 years.. 2 kids, one with obvious FAS... cracked out Twatney flashing her ham sandwich at everybody, cutting off interviews to go have a shower, attacking SUV's with umbrellas, shaving her head..and all the other crazy effed up shit

Yeah, getting knocked up and then swizzled with a coat-hangar is just SO out there by comparison.

Bijoux · November 2nd, 2007, 09:55 AM

Grim!!!!