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    Britney Spears’ former assistant is going on a promo campaign in an attempt to tarnish the already broken and battered image of the once princess of pop.
    Kalie Machado, who briefly worked for Britney during the peak of her post-pregnancy breakdown, tells Us Weekly that following the break-up with Kevin Federline, Britney desperately tried to win him back.
    “She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl,” Machado says. “She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’”
    Sadly, her obsession didn’t end there. Brit reportedly kept framed photographs of she and K-Fed all over the house: “She would ask, ‘Why did he do this to me? It just made her crazy and depressed.”
    Adds Machado: “She needs mental help!”

    Source for all pictures and article: Faded Youth Blog » Blog Archive » LEAKED BRITNEY CANDIDS: GIRL GONE WILD!

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    what is this, a fucking newsflash?? is this assistant a mental health professional? It's OUR job to say who's crazy and who ain't!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    A straight-jacket and a padded room would do her some good...
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    Britney needs clean underwear, too. That's not a big news flash.

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    ^Britney actually just needs a pair of underwear

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    ^^But considering how much she flashes the camera, she needs them to be clean not covered in piss and skidmarks.

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