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    Default Spice Girls absolutely terrified of Victoria's Secret lingerie photoshoot

    Aren't They A Little Old For This Kind Of Behavior?





    Girl Power is now Woman Malaise. The Spice Girls are reportedly trying to get in shape to pose in Victoria's Secret lingerie for a photoshoot. It's going to be part of their tour's marketing campaign with the store. Can't Victoria Beckham just plug in a new set of plastic boobs and spin a dial to decrease the circumference of her waist? I always pictured her as some kind of fashionista twig Mr. Potatohead android.
    However, the band are said to be terrified about stripping down to their lingerie and have embarked on strict diet and exercise regimes to ensure they look their best. A source said: "The girls are working out like crazy to ensure they look sexy.

    "The shoot will feature each girl wearing lingerie appropriate to their Spice Girls nickname."
    So Scary will be in a duck-themed negligee and her new husband will be hurling rocks at her trying to kill her? Scary married Scary. The photos will be released to a breathless public on Nov 15, in advance of their Victoria's Secret fashion show performance which will be airing on CBS in December. Seriously, how will Sporty be wearing underwear related to her name? Rocking a jockstrap isn't going to quell those lesbian rumors.

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    I bet they are just fighting on who gets to be in the front... whoever loses the most weight before the shoot ..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    notice how Posh is on top, lmao
    Last edited by Pilaf; October 30th, 2007 at 01:57 PM.

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    What do you want to bet that Posh wears an ultra-lift push-up bra that hikes her plastic tits up so high her chin will be resting on them.

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    Why care about losing weight when photoshop is their best friend?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    Why care about losing weight when photoshop is their best friend?!
    I think this is going to be a live TV special. Supposedly Seal & Heidi Klum will be there too

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    I don't understand their 'comeback' at all, let alone the fact that they're having a reunion tour just as a few of them have become new moms.

    Mel B looks great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilaf View Post
    I think this is going to be a live TV special. Supposedly Seal & Heidi Klum will be there too
    OH! Well the Spice Bitches don't stand a chance next to Heidi. Give it up now girls!

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    What do you expect, its girls. Girls are bitches.

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    I can't wait for their tour to start cause you know it's going to turn into
    a soap opera.

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    Emma looks beautiful.

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    They're all jealous that David is prettier than they are!
    vaya con dios

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    I'm pretty sure they all dislike each other by now and the tour and the accompanying promotion is a bit like hell to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    Why care about losing weight when photoshop is their best friend?!
    That was my first thought too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoveFeatheredRaven View Post
    Emma looks beautiful.
    She's gorgeous ... best looking one in the bunch, imo.

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