Britney Spears dresses like a busty pirate wench for a Halloween party!

**Pilaf** · October 30th, 2007, 09:42 AM

Britney Spears is a lusty wench – for Halloween, not in real life

Britney Spears decided to do the Halloween thing last night and dressed up like a busty pirate wench. Or so the caption of this photo told me. I just figured it was her normal outfit. She could wear a pirate hat and I wouldn’t even know it was a costume. I’d assume it was Britney’s way of saying she wants some Long John Silver’s. Or a thermos full of rum. I’m still learning the intricacies of her language. Now, if she only shows the right half of her vagina, that means Burger King, right? Or do both of her lips fully hanging out mean McDonalds? I really should write this stuff down.
Halloween is fun.

**Lily** · October 30th, 2007, 09:44 AM

Funny how she's wearing MORE clothes than usual.

And is that really a "pirate wench" costume? It looks like....well, it looks like a dress you'd find at Forever 21.

**abstractor** · October 30th, 2007, 09:47 AM

are you sure that is a costume

???
she look's less slutty than usual

**TheMoog** · October 30th, 2007, 09:51 AM

She's not doing anything with her kids then? No surprise there then......

**Bijoux** · October 30th, 2007, 09:54 AM

I would have never guessed that's a Halloween costume. I mean, this is Brit Brit!!!

**suede** · October 30th, 2007, 10:32 AM

I hate to say it but I really like the DG glasses she sometimes wears.

**louiswinthorpe111** · October 30th, 2007, 10:34 AM

I think it's just her regular clothes, which all look like costumes anyway!

**KrisNine** · October 30th, 2007, 10:39 AM

I think it's regular clothes, too. She's too stupid to put together a Halloween costume.

**curlysem** · October 30th, 2007, 11:33 AM

she finally bought new fishnest!

**Rondette** · October 30th, 2007, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by curlysem

she finally bought new fishnest!

ewwww, the connotations of that typo are too much for me!

**sluce** · October 30th, 2007, 12:40 PM

Her hands are as manly as the guy whose hand she is holding.

**cmmdee** · October 30th, 2007, 12:49 PM

Why is she constantly holding hands with someone/being led by someone? Like a pet?
It is very strange. I think she is very insecure.

DitaPage* · October 30th, 2007, 03:41 PM

Thats the same thing she always wears; as someone already said, i think its actually more clothes than usual.

**honeysuckle** · October 30th, 2007, 04:27 PM

sure this picture was not taken a month ago?

looks like an outfit she would normally wear

**DontMindMe** · October 30th, 2007, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by cmmdee

Why is she constantly holding hands with someone/being led by someone? Like a pet?
It is very strange. I think she is very insecure.

It's probably because if she isn't led by anyone she'll end up walking into the middle of the road or something equally stupid. She's like a litle kid.