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    Default Nicole Richie teases Joel Madden about not getting any sex from Hilary Duff

    That's The Best You Can Do?!



    UsWeekly claims that Nicole Richie teases sperm donor/ rocker douchebag, Joel Madden, about his former relationship with Hilary Duff. Apparently, Joel ended shizz with Hilary, because she wouldn't give up the poon.

    A source said, "She will ask if he's going to watch Lizzie McGuire DVDs or listen to Hilary's albums. Joel tells her she's being out of line."

    That's the best Nicole can do? She needs to go back to sh*t-talking school. I'd tell his ass to go wack off to pictures of Mr. Ed...I mean Hilary. I'd check his dick for teeth marks from Hilary's horsey mouth.

    Getting knocked up has totally ruined Nicole's game.

    Usmagazine.com | Nicole Richie: Loves to Dis Joel Madden's Ex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilaf View Post
    That's the best Nicole can do? She needs to go back to shit-talking school. I'd tell his ass to go wack off to pictures of Mr. Ed...I mean Hilary. I'd check his dick for teeth marks from Hilary's horsey mouth.

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    Why is she cracking wise about Hilary's albums? Has no one told her that her boyfriend is in Good Charlotte...they are practically the male equivalent of Hilary Duff's music.

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    Hmm, and thats why hes with Nicole; because she's a slut.

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    At first glance I thought the title said:

    Nicole Richie Teases Joel Madden About Not Gettying Anal Sex from Hilary Duff



    (I'm sure he didn't get any of that either. )

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    Am I the only one who thinks it's bullshit that Hilary didn't put out for Joel?
    I mean, I think she's just playing the virgin card because of her disney origins and to maintain her "dignified" image in contrast to her Young Whores of Hollywood counterparts.

    I bet there's plenty of dirty laundry that she has but just doesn't air out in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Am I the only one who thinks it's bullshit that Hilary didn't put out for Joel?
    I mean, I think she's just playing the virgin card because of her disney origins and to maintain her "dignified" image in contrast to her Young Whores of Hollywood counterparts.

    I bet there's plenty of dirty laundry that she has but just doesn't air out in public.
    Hilary is dressing the part now...setImgWidth();

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    ^^ Just no.

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    Just because someone wears skimpy clothes it doesn't mean they are a slut. Wearing a short dress and sleeping around are two different things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung View Post
    Just because someone wears skimpy clothes it doesn't mean they are a slut. Wearing a short dress and sleeping around are two different things.
    Exactly. Nicole doesn't dress skimpy (anymore) and we all know that she won't turn down a cock. Maybe Hilary Duff isn't that sexual, but likes to dress the part, who knows?

    All I know is that I would never let that troll touch me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Am I the only one who thinks it's bullshit that Hilary didn't put out for Joel?
    No you're not-- no way a 30 year old man would date someone who didn't put out.

    If anything, maybe Hilary's a 'technical' virgin, but I seriously doubt it.

    He just tells Nicole they never did it cos she's so jealous and has all those pregnancy hormones flying around.

    Nic must be one hell of an idiot to believe him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    No you're not-- no way a 30 year old man would date someone who didn't put out.

    If anything, maybe Hilary's a 'technical' virgin, but I seriously doubt it.

    He just tells Nicole they never did it cos she's so jealous and has all those pregnancy hormones flying around.
    Maybe he really liked Hilary, there are women who remain virgins til they marry, and the man sticks around, so its not impossible. Joel probably sought pussy elsewhere in the meantime.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten89
    Exactly. Nicole doesn't dress skimpy (anymore) and we all know that she won't turn down a cock.
    Well not that I like Parisite and I hate to agree with her, but she did say 'are you sure its Joels' about Nicole's baby. And I'd be lying if I said that thought never occured to me. Girl is a slut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung View Post
    Maybe he really liked Hilary, there are women who remain virgins til they marry, and the man sticks around, so its not impossible. Joel probably sought pussy elsewhere in the meantime.
    Very true, but IMO it would be highly unusual with their *cough* rock & roll *cough* lifestyle.

    If Hilary truly did not sleep with him, I can't say I blame her one bit!!

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    Wasn't Hillary a minor when they were together? The virgin story was probably to avoid "statuatory rape" comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    Very true, but IMO it would be highly unusual with their *cough* rock & roll *cough* lifestyle.

    If Hilary truly did not sleep with him, I can't say I blame her one bit!!

    Exactly. One usually needs to be turned on to have sex, and look at him.

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