Jessica Simpson insists on taking photos of sex acts at lesbian nightclub

[Pilaf]

The 27-year-old star was so impressed by the simulated love-making in a silhouette show at New York nightclub The Box on Wednesday that she insisted on taking her own photographs.


A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "Jessica was fascinated by what was happening on stage behind the curtain and got her camera out to take some snaps. She was really enjoying the show."
Jessica is said to have attracted the attentions of singer Sheryl Crow's ex Lance Armstrong.
Onlookers claim the former cycling champion couldn't keep his eyes off her as she watched the on stage antics.
Jessica also partied at The Box the evening before, and it was reported the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress left the vaudeville-style club without paying her bill on both occasions.
Her friends claim it was all a misunderstanding.
An insider said: "She didn't skip out on the bill. Her pal signed for the tab - which was one bottle of Grey Goose vodka, but mistakenly took the slip with the signature. We called the club and fixed everything."
Jessica Simpson Naughty Picture Snaps At Sex Show - Tittle-Tattle™: The Post Chronicle

[Mel1973]

sheryl crown and lance armstrong were not married.
I doubt he'd find js attractive either!!!

[Sweetie]

Maybe Jessica and Jennifer Aniston should hook up. After all, there isn't a man around that seems to want either one of them. Maybe a woman would be better for them.

[Pilaf]

Messica is way too high maintenance, Aniston might have been a decent shag 5-10 years ago

[Sweetie]

LOL. You can tell she didn't wear that outfit with sex in mind.
The panties go on the outside of the garterbelt. Idiot.

[curlysem]

why was she taking pictures???

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by Sweetie

Maybe Jessica and Jennifer Aniston should hook up. After all, there isn't a man around that seems to want either one of them. Maybe a woman would be better for them.

Jessica's the type of girl that you screw once and then brag to your friends about.

Aniston is just the annoying female that you dump.

And together they would make a long never-ending blond joke. Jessica would be the bimbo, and Aniston would, naturally, be the MAN in the relationship.

[Bijoux]

Jessica's going to move to the other team.

[Pilaf]

Originally Posted by Bijoux

Jessica's going to move to the other team.

Getting analed by the Jackass dude would absolutely do it.

[Just Kill Me]

I'm confused about the panties garterbelt incorrectness... I think thewhole thing is retarded becasue she's wearing two pairs of panties... and how the hell do you put panties on the outside of a garter belt? I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

[Sweetie]

You put the stocking and the garter belt on then the panties. If you put the panties on first they can't come off because they are underneath the garter. Look at the picture....if she tried to take her panties off they will get stuck at the top of her stockings.

[Just Kill Me]

She's not wearing a garter belt; she's wearing a bustier with garters attached.

[Beeyotch]

Originally Posted by Sweetie

You put the stocking and the garter belt on then the panties. If you put the panties on first they can't come off because they are underneath the garter. Look at the picture....if she tried to take her panties off they will get stuck at the top of her stockings.

That is a very sex-specific "easy access" way of wearing panties/garter belts. I think most women would wear the panties under the garter belts and just unsnap the garter belts. I just think having garters under my underwear would be weird. And I've never seen it done that way.

I'm overthinking this...

[TaffyMoon]

she's annoying

[Raspberry gashes]

That picture is old; its from Nick's birthday years ago. I remember seeing it on Newlyweds.