Britney Spears causes retards to commit crimes, ya'll

[Grimmlok]

An American prisoner is filing a restraining order against Britney Spears, claiming she causes him to commit crimes. Jonathan Lee Riches, in prison in Salters, California for fraud, claims that in security camera footage Britney can be seen holding him at gunpoint and forcing him to commit identity theft. Why would she do that? To pay for fake boobs, drugs, booze and, most importantly, abortions. He's filing the suit because he has a premonition she will soon need money for another abortion. Britney, if you need a little help, the email's below.

Only Janet Jackson Can Prevent Fires : Dramarama : Celebs : Entertainment : Sympatico / MSN

uhhhhh,.

[exiled]

Hilarious, but kinda sad too.