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    Default The book about the real Tom Cruise finally coming!!!

    At Last…It’s Coming!!!

    Thanks to Larry B for the tip…

    New issue of Entertainment Weekly, Page 19:

    “EW has learned that the manuscript of Andrew Morton's upcoming unauthorized Tom Cruise biography just landed in the New York City offices of its publisher, St. Martin's. The book - due Jan. 15, according to an industry insider - is the dirt-digging latest from Morton, the
    best-selling author..."

    He did it!!!

    Somehow Andrew Morton hid from Xenu and will, hopefully, rip the closet door off Gay Midget Dwarf’s fraud existence! LOVE ANDREW MORTON!

    As for just how scandalous the tome will really be – I reported two years ago that when he first started the project, St Martin’s went to great pains, VERY expensive pains, to secure unprecedented tight ass legal protection for themselves and for Morton. Needless to say – it wouldn’t be necessary unless the contents are explosive!

    Wonder if the GMD is losing his shit? It’s terrible timing. Lions for Lambs opens in a month – hailed as his big comeback, some even say he’s gunning for Oscar, this will undoubtedly damage those chances especially as the reported release date falls just one week before Oscar nominations are to be announced.

    How will he counteract the Homo whispers and the sinister church revelations? Poor Katie and Little Sci are going to be busy.
    Chills, chills, chills.
    Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.

    Tom Cruise unauthorised biography by Andrew Morton to be released January 15, 2008
    OMG I'm so EXCITED!!! I thought this book had been buried since one of the contributors is suddenly dead and the writer has kinda dropped out of sight after some legal trouble. Yipppiiieeee!!!!!
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    I'm sure the legal precautions have more to do with the fact that Tom Cruise and Co$ are both known for trying to sue the pants of anyone who looks at them funny and not just the book's content.

    Still, it would be interesting to read some real dirt that hasn't been planned and approved by Cruise or his creepy cult of kooks.

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    Dont count your chickens before they hatch... Scientologists have a scary way of making things suddenly disappear.

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    I can already smell the lawsuit a mile away.

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    I hope we at least get a few snippets!

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    I hope Morton doesn't end up shredded to bits in a ditch.

    If he digs too much as $cientology, they will come after him. He could probably get away with it if he avoids it and just focuses on Tom's non-$cientology idiocy. But then again, he's their me$$iah, so they might come out to protect/avenge him.

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    Hey the more people that expose Scientology, the less resources they have to fight off the bad publicity! I will definitely buy this book when it comes out if it's Anti-Co$. YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY can't WAIT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    I hope Morton doesn't end up shredded to bits in a ditch.

    If he digs too much as $cientology, they will come after him. He could probably get away with it if he avoids it and just focuses on Tom's non-$cientology idiocy. But then again, he's their me$$iah, so they might come out to protect/avenge him.

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    stylejunkie, you win. Again.

    Thank god we're not keeping count...
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    well I hope it comes out.......especially if it exposes the cult of scientology

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    can't wait. i will buy one just because

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    Can we pre-order a copy?

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    I checked Amazon, its not there yet, but that's not unusual since its a British publisher.
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    Holy shit, I'm stunned someone actually did it. I wonder how this'll go over with the Cruise camp.

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    The book about the real Tom Cruise finally coming!!!
    Praise Xenu

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