Britney Spears has done gotten herself an Indian healer

**Penny Lane** · October 16th, 2007, 07:17 PM

Britney Spears to see healer

The troubled singer - who recently lost custody of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to ex-husband Kevin Federline - is said to have organised the meeting with a head shaman near a reservation at the base of America's Grand Canyon.

A source said: "The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honor.

"The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her."

Britney was inspired to arrange the visit by Owen Wilson, who met the healers following his suicide bid in August.

The 'Toxic' singer has seen her life spiral out of control since splitting from Kevin in November 2006.

She has been seen wildly partying, drinking heavily, flashing her genitals and allegedly taking drugs.

In February, she publicly shaved her head off and swiftly entered rehab.

However, after leaving Malibu's Promises centre, she continued to behave erratically.

In July, her divorce from Kevin was finalised, with the couple sharing joint custody of Sean and Jayden.

But Kevin was granted sole custody earlier this month after a judge ruled Britney was not behaving in a suitable manner.

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Brit, the only healer you should be seeing is a psychiatrist.

**Honey** · October 16th, 2007, 08:01 PM

The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her

That image is funny

She needs more help than this though for sure

**MissVenus** · October 16th, 2007, 08:12 PM

Quote: "The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her."

As long as Britney doesn't decide to perform a 'special dance' of her own for the Shaman....

Gimme gimme gimme gimme...

**BoogsBun** · October 16th, 2007, 08:13 PM

I hope her weave is flame-retardant.

**msdeb** · October 16th, 2007, 08:15 PM

all three times i've seen this thread title instead of Indian Healer, i see Britney's done gone gotten herself an inhaler

**lisalucy69** · October 16th, 2007, 08:16 PM

Instead of getting a shaman to work magic to make her life better, why doesn't she just grow the f*#k up and act like an adult? Oh yeah, 'cause it's easier to believe in the magic of a shaman than to take responsibility for your own actions, and keep your cooter covered.

**Laurent** · October 16th, 2007, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by lisalucy69

Instead of getting a shaman to work magic to make her life better, why doesn't she just grow the f*#k up and act like an adult? Oh yeah, 'cause it's easier to believe in the magic of a shaman than to take responsibility for your own actions, and keep your cooter covered.

Exactly. What exactly is this ritual supposed to heal? Is it supposed to cure the stupidity that makes her show the cooze and act like a nutter?

**Laxmobster** · October 16th, 2007, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by stylejunkiex

"The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her."

When I first read it I thought the shamen was going to weave sage over her head...

Hahaha I laughed at the sight of an herbal hair piece, it would look and smell a hell of a lot better than what she's been sporting!

Oh and Brit, semen is not considered a magical potion despite what you've been told.

**Mira** · October 16th, 2007, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

Oh and Brit, semen is not considered a magical potion despite what you've been told.

I really don't want to offend you Laxmobster, but I need to say something. That statement is extremely offensive to Native Americans. Native American Shamans are real practitioners of a serious faith and tradition. There is no way that semen is used during those ceremonies.

**Laxmobster** · October 17th, 2007, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Mira

I really don't want to offend you Laxmobster, but I need to say something. That statement is extremely offensive to Native Americans. Native American Shamans are real practitioners of a serious faith and tradition. There is no way that semen is used during those ceremonies.

I'm not offended by your comment and I truly apologize if I offended any Native Americans. I was simply making a haterade statement about Britney and the idea of semen always flying towards her temples. Native Americans should feel offended that Britney is using their traditions to heal herself, as I see it she is mocking their customs by doing this...

**TheMoog** · October 17th, 2007, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by MissVenus

Quote: "The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her."

As long as Britney doesn't decide to perform a 'special dance' of her own for the Shaman....

Gimme gimme gimme gimme...

^^^

However, on the bright side, she might pick up some dance tips........

**Bijoux** · October 17th, 2007, 09:39 AM

....it seems like she is really searching for her identity when it comes to religion and spirituality. Hate to bring down the haterade but...maybe this would do her some good. It can't hurt if it gets her out of LA!!

**crumpet** · October 17th, 2007, 09:59 AM

Oh God. More PC nonsense.

I'm sorry, but when I read Lax's statement, I didn't interpret any insult directed at the Shaman or Native Americans. It was clear to me she was busting on Brit for her whorish ways, hence the remark suggesting Britney would think the magic potion was semen. You know what? I'm not religious myself and that would include any religion, Christian or otherwise. I'd like to point out that we make off the cuff remarks about all types of other religions and their practioners (Catholic pedo priests, Xtian fundie nutjobs, Muslim women's burkas) and no harm is intended. For some reason people don't seem as offended by those. Hmmmm.....

**cmmdee** · October 17th, 2007, 10:08 AM

The magical potion is made up of crushed Cheeto bits, Starbucks ground coffee, and one line of blow.
(Two, once the shaman sees her in those cowboy boots).

**memebot** · October 17th, 2007, 10:10 AM

I'm a Native American and from my perspective, I have to say no amount of healing can help Britney. Healing is a holistic approach, it's about changing your entire way of thinking and living. It is nothing at all like going to a doctor and getting a pill. It's changing the things in your life that are destructive.

It can be a very empowering process, but it's not something that can be achieved by passively sitting there wondering if this ceremony is going to "do something".

There are many Native American cultures and all have their own beliefs and ways of doing things, so I can't speak for the people who Britney is going to see, but where I come from you don't talk about the medicine you are going to use. Those things are sacred and that knowledge can only be transmitted in specific circumstances and situations.

I would keep an open but skeptical mind toward any self-proclaimed "guru" who claimed any benefit from "waving sage around" and "daubing magic potions". It just doesn't work that way.

And I didn't find Laxmonster's comments offensive. Except toward Twatney!!