Why Britney Spears doesn’t wear underwear

sharon_b · October 16th, 2007, 05:56 PM

Finally! A friend of Britney Spears reveals the reason behind the pop princess has so many frequent (and indecent) exposures.

Find out the answer inside!

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The answer: She just doesn’t like to!

Here is In Touch’s report on the reasoning:

Why Britney Spears Doesn’t Wear Underwear

A longtime friend of Britney Spears is exasperated that the singer keeps exposing herself in public. “The underwear thing is ridiculous — and I’ve told her,” Tuesday Knight, a jewelry designer who has been a friend of Britney’s since 2003, tells In Touch. “I’ve said, ‘You cannot walk into a store wearing just a shirt with your underwear off.’ I’ve told her that no one will take her seriously when she does this.”

Tuesday believes Britney’s insecurity after her divorce from Kevin Federline led to her exposing her private parts. “I love Britney — adore her — but she brings a lot of it on herself,” says Tuesday, 38. “I’ve heard Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney talk about how they shock Hollywood just for the fun of it. They were discussing how they could play a little joke on all of us.”

“Britney has always been a good mother,” she says. “I want people to know that she’s the better parent — not Kevin!” Tuesday adds, “Britney asked me, ‘Doesn’t anybody get to see this part of me?’ The answer is, no, they don’t. People just read about her not wearing underwear.”

Tuesday blames Kevin, 29, for Britney’s transformation from international pop star to train wreck. “I knew Britney when she and Kevin first met,” Tuesday says. “She remade her entire life so it was all about him. She didn’t even want to sign a prenup. Since then, I’ve watched her spiral downward.”

Now, her problem of flashing could get her in even more trouble with the law. “The rules on indecent exposure are the same for everybody,” says attorney Myles Alderman Jr. of New York’s Alderman & Alderman law firm, which does not represent Britney. “If you can see her exposing herself at eye level, then that would be sufficient evidence and could create a legal issue.”

Before that happens, Tuesday hopes that her friend will realize that she doesn’t have to humiliate herself to get attention. “Britney doesn’t need to do it and she knows it’s stupid,” says Tuesday. “But she says that she just doesn’t like to wear underwear.”

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crackho · October 16th, 2007, 05:58 PM

Oh, I get it! Losing your kids was just all part of a big joke. That's really funny, Brit. HA. HA. HA.

AliceInWonderland · October 16th, 2007, 06:02 PM

gawd what a waste of life hag she is.

lisalucy69 · October 16th, 2007, 06:03 PM

Again with the Kevin the evil mastermind bit...no one forced her to hook up with him.

sweetness · October 16th, 2007, 06:04 PM

Oh, I figured it was because there's no material sturdy enough to withstand the stank.... the panties just melt.

exiled · October 16th, 2007, 06:09 PM

What a useless moron. She is sooooooooooooooooo annoying and yes she brings it all on herself.

AliceInWonderland · October 16th, 2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lisalucy69

Again with the Kevin the evil mastermind bit...no one forced her to hook up with him.

right we all told her not to do it and she wouldn't listen!

Mira · October 16th, 2007, 06:14 PM

I don't like wearing underwear (though I do wear it sometimes), but I've NEVER flashed my privates, either inadvertently or on purpose. And I certainly don't go around wearing long shirts that don't cover my ass. Nor do I get out of cars knowing I'm going to have a thousand photos taken of my crotch from the exact right position.

With her it's all about attention-getting and a big finger to almost everyone. Nothing new, getting way old and beyond boring.

KirinStar · October 16th, 2007, 06:15 PM

i believe this somewhat i mean what else does her life revolve around,this bitch has nothing else to do. i use to fucking had it when she was overtly sexual and just an overall idiot and label it just as "Im being a girl". pathetic

TheMoog · October 16th, 2007, 06:15 PM

“Britney asked me, ‘Doesn’t anybody get to see this part of me?’ "

Nah. We just get to see the part that's between your legs. Over and over. Whether we want to or not.....

VenusInFauxFurs · October 16th, 2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mira

I don't like wearing underwear (though I do wear it sometimes), but I've NEVER flashed my privates, either inadvertently or on purpose.

Exactly. It's completely possible to go commando and be discrete.

Egolita · October 16th, 2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMoog

“Britney asked me, ‘Doesn’t anybody get to see this part of me?’ "

Nah. We just get to see the part that's between your legs. Over and over. Whether we want to or not.....

honestly I was going to quote that part too. as if she fricking said something like that. she knows exactly how to play the paps and what to show and what people 'get to see'.

Laurent · October 16th, 2007, 06:34 PM

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“Britney doesn’t need to do it and she knows it’s stupid,” says Tuesday. “But she says that she just doesn’t like to wear underwear.”

I love how it's presented like underwear adversion is an addiction.

"I know it's stupid, but I just can't help it, y'all!"

nycgirl · October 16th, 2007, 06:36 PM

it's sad that those three (Parisite, Blohan and Britney) have to lose any sense of self respect to get attention......they're so pathetic

oh and funny joke guys, real funny for our burning eyes!

TheMoog · October 16th, 2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurent

I love how it's presented like underwear adversion is an addiction.

"I know it's stupid, but I just can't help it, y'all!"

I know! The poor lost little girl just can't help it.

So, remember guys, next time you are treated to the sight of Britney's flapping flange, remember to feel sorry for her.

IT'S NOT HER FAULT!!! JUST LEAVE HER ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!