Britney Spears runs out of Cheetos or something, threatens to drive off a cliff

Grimmlok · October 15th, 2007, 09:14 AM

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Britney tells Kevin that she is going to kill herself
Posted Oct 14, 2007, 9:16 PM ET

Britney Spears threatened to kill herself during a telephoned conversation with ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

The call for help, if you want to put it that way, leads Britney Spears to make a suicide threat to Kevin Federline. And now, the judge wants to know what's going on.

Britney reportedly made the call to Federline as she jumped into her car and started driving down a Los Angeles road. The conversation started off about their custody battle but then Britney screamed, "I’m going to drive off the cliff! It’s going to be your fault that I killed myself."

Spears was driving in that area of the road, which is Mulholland Drive. The paparazzi didn't have a clue who she was speaking to on her mobile phone, but they captured her speeding down the road.

Now the judge wants answers. He wants Kevin Federline to state what was actually said during that telephone conversation with his ex-wife Britney Spears.

A source close to the singer said she has been depressed since last week when the judge ordered that she could only have one overnight visit with her children each week.

Britney tells Kevin that she is going to kill herself

*snickerchortle*

darksithbunny · October 15th, 2007, 09:18 AM

Ok. Now they can lock her up.

Grimmlok · October 15th, 2007, 09:21 AM

No, she has to drive off a cliff.. chances are she'll fuck it up, get hung up on a tree with her boobs hanging out.

VenusInFauxFurs · October 15th, 2007, 09:33 AM

I'm just visualizing an ending like Thelma and Louise, the flying polaroid in the air as they meet their over the cliff ending. Except, in Britney's case it would be an empty Cheeto packet.

aabbcc · October 15th, 2007, 09:35 AM

Now the judge wants answers. He wants Kevin Federline to state what was actually said during that telephone conversation with his ex-wife Britney Spears.

He probably said she could have the kids that night and she freaked out because she didn't have a babysitter booked.

cmmdee · October 15th, 2007, 09:57 AM

I can't really see her having long conversations with Federfuck on the phone, since he is reigning in all her royalties and has custody of the kids most time.
And how would the judge know of th is conversation? Unless Federfuck leaked it?

VenusInFauxFurs · October 15th, 2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by cmmdee

I can't really see her having along conversations with Federfuck on the phone, since he is reigning in all her royalties and has custody of the kids most time.

I can't see her having a conversation with him since he has custody of the kids and she shows such little interest in them anyway.

cmmdee · October 15th, 2007, 10:04 AM

True that, Venus

litupgirl · October 15th, 2007, 10:08 AM

Maybe if we put a huge stash of cheetos at the bottom of the cliff she'll drive off to get them.

VenusInFauxFurs · October 15th, 2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cmmdee

True that, Venus

Unless, she thought he might get her some late night taco bell or something..

darksithbunny · October 15th, 2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

No, she has to drive off a cliff.. chances are she'll fuck it up, get hung up on a tree with her boobs hanging out.

LOL

cmmdee · October 15th, 2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

No, she has to drive off a cliff.. chances are she'll fuck it up, get hung up on a tree with her boobs hanging out.

and her vagina on full display! lol

Grimmlok · October 15th, 2007, 10:23 AM

So on display that there'll be a drunk puppet show happening inside.

cmmdee · October 15th, 2007, 10:23 AM

Ewwwwwwwwww! Hahaha Lol

Penny Lane · October 15th, 2007, 10:52 AM

Do it! Do it! Do it!