Lindsay Lohan's father is a heartless, two-timing louse, says ex-lover

[Beeyotch]

L.I. 'LOVER' RIPS LINDSAY DAD




October 12, 2007 -- MICHAEL Lohan is a heartless, two-timing louse, says a sexy Long Island divorcee who claims she had an "intimate, loving relationship" with Lindsay Lohan's ex-con dad for the past four months, only to find out this week he had another girlfriend.
"I'm really hurt. I fell in love with this man. Then I find out he has someone else," Virginia Bertolino, 41, a real estate broker for Century 21 in Jericho and mother of three daughters, told Page Six.
"We met in family court on June 25, and ever since we had been dating. We spent the Fourth of July on the beach near the Crescent Club in Bayville. It was very hot and heavy, and I saw him almost every day in the beginning. We fell in love - there was 'I love you' and everything. He told me that he was going to change my life. He's very sexual, I thought we had great sex. Sex is very important with him."
But this week, Michael began crowing about his new girlfriend Erin, a Lindsay look-alike, and pictures of them surfaced in Utah, where he was visiting his rehabbing daughter. Bertolino (pictured) said, "I spoke to him just before he left for Utah and everything seemed fine - and then this."
She says she was particularly jolted because Michael has become an ordained minister. "When he was melancholy once, I asked him, 'Is there someone else in your life?' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'Who is that?' and he said, 'God.' He betrayed me.
"My friends met him, my parents met him. I know his mother likes me, his sister likes me. What are they going to say now? When we first met, I knew he was Lindsay Lohan's dad and that was a little exciting, but I'm not a user. I'm a responsible woman in the community . . . What kind of game is he playing? I want the whole world to know about him."
Michael told us yesterday that Bertolino is "a friend of mine," and admitted he met her family. But he vehemently denied having sex with her and then went on the attack: "I never went out with Virginia Bertolino. This woman is a liar. She's neurotic."

L.I. 'LOVER' RIPS LINDSAY DAD

Ha! Already someone surfaces to discredit Michael Lohan's sainthood!!
This is my shocked face.

[pacific breeze]

Uh, she didn't know that he was a philandering alcoholic with a criminal record? Please. It's not like it was a secret. They met in family court? That's hilarious!

[sweetness]

Well, what did she expect?? Look at the trouble he's been in and what a mess his family is.

She ain't too bright is she......

[DitaPage*]

I'm sick of the Lohan family crap. Since when did her father become somebody... ugh. He's foul.

[Cali]

4 things:
1- You met in FAMILY COURT and expected it to be everlasting love? Puhhh-leasee.
2- Brown lipliner + nude lipstick is so 1992 ghetto girl.
3- She forgot to drawn on her left eyebrow.
4- This is far from scandelous. She didn't have a ring.

[sweetness]

5- He looks like freakin Al Bundy!! What in the heck was she thinking?

[DitaPage*]

^Bahahahahaha!

[memebot]

When he was melancholy once, I asked him, 'Is there someone else in your life?' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'Who is that?' and he said, 'God.'

You can't make this stuff up, people!

[blissfullyunaware]

Why is it everytime a woman comes out of the woodwork, she is always "neurotic"?

In this case the woman is not too bright,is she....lol

[nwgirl]

We met in family court

Cause that's always a good starting point in a relationship.

Sex is very important with him

Like father like daughter apparently.

[Laxmobster]

"What kind of game is he playing? I want the whole world to know about him."

Yeah thanks but we've known about him for awhile.

[Bijoux]

What a dumb woman!

[Mira]

Once again, Michael Lohan proves how easy it is to slip back into his natural tendencies. I'm glad this story came out. Shows what a shallow idiot he basically is.

This is why Lindsay is in more trouble than Britney. Who was it who posted that in another thread. That was very insightful, coming from someone who's been there.

[nycgirl]

meeting a guy in family court is a sure way to pick a winner!

[NicoleWasHere]

Originally Posted by sweetness

5- He looks like freakin Al Bundy!! What in the heck was she thinking?

Woooaaaaahhhh BUNDY!