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    Default Maxim names the 5 Unsexiest Celebs.. and Britney Spears aint number one, yall!

    5. Britney Spears
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet
    Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge


    4. Madonna
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle
    Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

    3. Sandra Oh
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy
    Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.

    2. Amy Winehouse (Sorry, Sweetness.. )
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids after cleaving herself and her husband
    Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!"

    1. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Failure to Launch, Honeymoon in Vegas
    Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.



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    Sarah Jessica Parker #1! Thats not good publicity considering the SATC movie is on the horizon. Uh oh.

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    Sandra Oh should not be on there. And Sarah Jessica Parker, while homely and aging, should not be classified as more "unsexy" than Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. Sandra and SJP should have been replaced with people like Kelly Osbourne, Tori Spelling, Star Jones, or Pamela Anderson. I think the person making this list had some sort of personal agenda.

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    What?! Sandra Oh is totally sexy!!!

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    Wheres parisite!?

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    I have never understood the attraction for SJP. She is rerally unattractive. Why doesn't Grimm pick on her more, or is she just too homely to make fun of?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nana55 View Post
    I have never understood the attraction for SJP. She is rerally unattractive. Why doesn't Grimm pick on her more, or is she just too homely to make fun of?
    Maybe she does not whine, bitch, moan, complain, act crazy, or do any of the other things to a big enough degree to be considered a celebutard? I think there is usually something besided looks..like with Manniston her continual whining about THE DIVORCE etc. that sets people off. Has she really done anything nasty or unnattractive to make people want to pick on her?


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    I don't think many people consider SJP a great beauty. But why should she have to be to be a popular actress? Not every popular male actor is handsome, but is seems women are always judged on their looks. I like SJP for succeeding despite her homely appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Maybe she does not whine, bitch, moan, complain, act crazy, or do any of the other things to a big enough degree to be considered a celebutard? I think there is usually something besided looks..like with Manniston her continual whining about THE DIVORCE etc. that sets people off. Has she really done anything nasty or unnattractive to make people want to pick on her?


    *I think the list is horseshit BTW..and the men who came up with it are probably very fug themselves.
    Jennifer Aniston did one interview about the divorce. She has not been whining about it at all. I'm sick of having to read the Jolie fantards post that all over the board. Brad Pitt has actually discussed the divorce in more interviews than Jennifer, but no one is accusing him of exploiting his divorce. So STFU with the whole "whining Jennifer" garbage and jokes about her chin. It's played out and lame. She's not playing the victim at all. I reckon she is glad to be rid of the spineless cad.

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    Ha ha, TOTALLY agree with the top 3!

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    Jolie fantards? Is there a cult im not aware of? I havent seen much of these lately..

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    But there are so so many more - how did they narrow it down to 5? Sandra Oh? Come on...

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    Poor SJP. Though never a raving beauty, I actually thought she was quite cute in her youth. Now? Well, let's just say they need to pull back and use lots of soft lighting.
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    Ok, who the hell comes up with these lists? I swear they are all a bribe from some publicist, please talk crap about this celeb so you take the focus off my client?!!!

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    OMG! That's who Madge/Esther looks like....William Defoe! Holy crap. I could never put my finger on it but that's exactly right!

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