October 9th, 2007, 10:50 PM
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Tuesday, October 9th 2007
Pamela Anderson's Wedding Was An Elegant Affair
Pamela Anderson's wedding to Rick Salomon was a truly classy and luxurious affair. Pammy wore a white jean skirt, called her groom "scum" and the cake was made out of cardboard. Would we expect anything less?
The NYDN reports that guests were served pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese and tuna and lobster tacos. Pigs in a blanket?! Sounds like my kind of spread.
Hey at least Pam covered up! She wore a used up bikini to her last wedding. She's moving on up! Maybe she'll wear a mini-dress to her next wedding, because there's totally going to be one.
Cardboard cakes remind me of kindergarten. In kindergarten we had this beat down, saliva stained cardboard Birthday cake. Whenever it was one of the brat's Birthdays they would pull out that nasty thing, put a fake candle on it and make us sing. Ghetto ass shit. I can't tell you how many times some moron tried to take a bite out of it.
Oh and has Pam filed for divorce yet?
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Does this remind anyone of the Brit-FedEx wedding?
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October 9th, 2007, 10:56 PM
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I don't think any of her weddings have been very classy, it must not be her style.
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October 9th, 2007, 10:58 PM
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God, it sounds like a horror show.
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October 10th, 2007, 02:23 AM
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Dude what an old bag. I can't believe she's Pamela Anderson.
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October 10th, 2007, 02:30 AM
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Is she an alcoholic or what?
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October 10th, 2007, 03:27 AM
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God she's over.
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October 10th, 2007, 04:45 AM
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I wonder if this marriage will last longer than the last one?
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October 10th, 2007, 04:56 AM
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Dude what an old bag. I can't believe she's Pamela Anderson.
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I noticed once she went through treatment for hep, her face and skin changed and looked harder, though all that sun over the years couldn't have helped.
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October 10th, 2007, 05:07 AM
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Ewwww, she looks like Rick Salomen's mother, not his wife. What a used up has-been whore.
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October 10th, 2007, 05:09 AM
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Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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October 10th, 2007, 05:34 AM
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Wow. My mom is a hell of a lot cuter.
and she's almost 60.
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October 10th, 2007, 07:52 AM
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She looks like an abrasive old hag.
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October 10th, 2007, 07:56 AM
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divorced yet?
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October 10th, 2007, 08:06 AM
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^Come on Mel, it's TRUE LOVE this time!
I want to know how long until their sex tape comes out
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October 10th, 2007, 08:08 AM
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Dude what an old bag. I can't believe she's Pamela Anderson.
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I can't either. She has really gone down hill in a very short time.
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