Wow, that's pretty screwed up.
Another day, another salacious Lily Allen story from the tabs (October 8).
This time it comes courtesy of dad Keith 'look at me' Allen, currently peddling his autobiography.
The actor has admitted to taking an eight-month old Lily to Glastonbury to help him sell amyl nitrate poppers and booze at the festival.
In a bid for a bigger Father's Day prezzie next year, Keith said: "I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs."
Makes your heart melt, doesn't it?
With amazing shamlessness he continues: "Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager."
It's not quite a scene from The Waltons, we feel
Tabloid Hell: Lily Allen's dad used her to sell drugs | News | NME.COM
Lily probably loves this! Makes her think she's a badass or somethin.
Uh oH. Michael Lohan has some competion for Father of the Year.
I used to see people doing this all the time when I lived in the city.
Michael Lohan is sitting at home thinking "shit... why didn't I think of that first"!
vaya con dios
My dear Lord Brit just despises Keith Allen. Says he is and has always been a sort of wanna-be who thinks he is hot stuff. Blech!
This is fucking sick if it's true.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
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