P Diddy takes responsibility for his SIXTH child

sharon_b · October 8th, 2007, 04:23 PM

Sean Combs Caught Baby-Handed

I know, but sometimes I feel too much pressure from you guys to make sense and the result is that I end up inventing phrases like "baby-handed." Sigh. Mondays. Anywho, on to the newsy-news! Racking up the number of kids he has to a grand total of six, Sean Combs has now decided to shoulder his share of the financial burden of his 15-month-old daughter, Chance. After DNA test results revealed that Diddy had fathered the little girl with Atlanta-based, Sarah Chapman, Diddy agreed to accept parental responsibilities.

"At first, I wasn't sure if this was my child," he said. "Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life."

Combs' reluctance to admit to fatherhood most probably had more than a little to do with the fact that his dalliances with Sarah Chapman that resulted in little Chance had an influence on the dissolution of Diddy's relationship with long-time girlfriend, Kim Porter. Out of all the things that seem to end up costing him loads of money, bling, lavish parties, fancy clothes--I feel like his penis tends to be the most expensive

http://socialitelife.com/2007/10/08/...babyhanded.php

LaSchifosaVita · October 8th, 2007, 04:27 PM

Christ, it can't be that hard not to knock someone up. Men manage not to get women pregnant every day. Also, he should try not to get sued so much. It's a wonder the man has any money left.

darksithbunny · October 8th, 2007, 04:27 PM

Please, please bleed him dry.

Beeyotch · October 8th, 2007, 04:27 PM

Chance? As in "accident"? What a thing to name your child! More like Mama's Little Mealticket.

And six kids. Damn. By how many different baby-mamas?

darksithbunny · October 8th, 2007, 04:28 PM

*cough* killed Biggie. *cough*

greysfang · October 8th, 2007, 04:29 PM

Diddy killed Pac, Shug killed Biggie.

Beeyotch · October 8th, 2007, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

*cough* killed Biggie. *cough*

You trying to start some East Coast/West Coast shit??!?

darksithbunny · October 8th, 2007, 04:33 PM

Sheet. Eastcoast rulezzz. LOL. Just kidding.

darksithbunny · October 8th, 2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greysfang

Diddy killed Pac, Shug killed Biggie.

Explain your theory. It sounds interesting. I always thought he did Biggie in because he was there and I always got a vibe that he was involved somehow.

Beeyotch · October 8th, 2007, 04:36 PM

Ohhhh, it's ON now. hehe

abbyroadme · October 8th, 2007, 04:54 PM

In the words of my guy friends...."He should have wrapped that s**t.....package your meat before you go into heat" lol!

Lily · October 8th, 2007, 05:01 PM

Dear Sean "P.Diddy whatever the f*ck that means" Combs:

Get a vasectomy, mouthbreather.

Love,
The entire world

sweetness · October 8th, 2007, 05:04 PM

Aww, he's just trying to take over the world with little mouth breathers...... cut puffy mouf some slack!

CherryDarling · October 8th, 2007, 05:16 PM

Ugh...

kingcap72 · October 8th, 2007, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

*cough* killed Biggie. *cough*

Preach it.

And he's been riding Biggie's coattails for years just so he could help spread his seed from chickenhead to chickenhead. P-Diddy, K-Fed and Bobby Brown need to be sterilized so they can stop polluting the gene pool.

October 8th, 2007, 04:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
sharon_b Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England, United Kingdom Posts: 3,131	P Diddy takes responsibility for his SIXTH child Sean Combs Caught Baby-Handed I know, but sometimes I feel too much pressure from you guys to make sense and the result is that I end up inventing phrases like "baby-handed." Sigh. Mondays. Anywho, on to the newsy-news! Racking up the number of kids he has to a grand total of six, Sean Combs has now decided to shoulder his share of the financial burden of his 15-month-old daughter, Chance. After DNA test results revealed that Diddy had fathered the little girl with Atlanta-based, Sarah Chapman, Diddy agreed to accept parental responsibilities. "At first, I wasn't sure if this was my child," he said. "Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life." Combs' reluctance to admit to fatherhood most probably had more than a little to do with the fact that his dalliances with Sarah Chapman that resulted in little Chance had an influence on the dissolution of Diddy's relationship with long-time girlfriend, Kim Porter. Out of all the things that seem to end up costing him loads of money, bling, lavish parties, fancy clothes--I feel like his penis tends to be the most expensive http://socialitelife.com/2007/10/08/...babyhanded.php

October 8th, 2007, 04:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,023	Please, please bleed him dry. __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

October 8th, 2007, 04:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,023	cough killed Biggie. cough __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

October 8th, 2007, 04:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
greysfang Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Burning Down Your Windmill Posts: 31,495	Diddy killed Pac, Shug killed Biggie. __________________ FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

October 8th, 2007, 04:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,023	Sheet. Eastcoast rulezzz. LOL. Just kidding. __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

October 8th, 2007, 04:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
LaSchifosaVita Silver Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 608	Christ, it can't be that hard not to knock someone up. Men manage not to get women pregnant every day. Also, he should try not to get sued so much. It's a wonder the man has any money left.

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Beeyotch Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: L.A. Posts: 19,613	Chance? As in "accident"? What a thing to name your child! More like Mama's Little Mealticket. And six kids. Damn. By how many different baby-mamas?

October 8th, 2007, 04:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Beeyotch Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: L.A. Posts: 19,613	Ohhhh, it's ON now. hehe

October 8th, 2007, 04:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
abbyroadme Gold Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Small town by NYC Posts: 1,025	In the words of my guy friends...."He should have wrapped that s**t.....package your meat before you go into heat" lol! __________________ Love ya, Dara

October 8th, 2007, 05:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lily Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Everywhere and nowhere. Posts: 9,457	Dear Sean "P.Diddy whatever the f*ck that means" Combs: Get a vasectomy, mouthbreather. Love, The entire world

October 8th, 2007, 05:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
sweetness Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: southeastern U.S. Posts: 11,454	Aww, he's just trying to take over the world with little mouth breathers...... cut puffy mouf some slack!

October 8th, 2007, 05:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
CherryDarling Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Little Detroit Posts: 14,047	Ugh... __________________ Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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