Demi Moore's nude photos held hostage

louiswinthorpe111 · October 5th, 2007, 12:48 PM

According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher's cell phone, which just happens to contain over 30 pictures of Demi Moore nude, is being held for ransom by a French taxi driver. Apparently, Ashton forgot his phone in the cab while on vacation in April, and now the driver wants $1 Million, or he will sell the pictures, of both Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore naked, to the paparazzi. And if that wasn't bad enough (or good enough, depending on your point of view), the phone also contains a whole bunch of celebrity phone numbers.

Now, you might think that pictures of Demi Moore naked aren't such a big deal, seeing as how she's 44 years old, but I defy you to find a hotter 44-year-old woman than Demi Moore. Of course, if those pictures did make it out, we would have to see Ashton Kutcher naked too, but for that MILFy goodness, it would totally be worth it.

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Ashton, you dumb shit!!

Sweetie · October 5th, 2007, 12:50 PM

Thank God they are still held hostage, I don't care to see Ashton's naked. He's such a puss.

Bijoux · October 5th, 2007, 12:51 PM

Ya right! This has got to be bullshizz! Demi is too smart to do something like this.

cynic · October 5th, 2007, 12:57 PM

She's the Plastic Woman. I figure her naked photos are only for those studying to be plastic surgeons.

Daisy Sun · October 5th, 2007, 01:08 PM

Nice publicity stunt Demi...can't find work in hollywood as a sex symbol. So you're going the 'naked photo with hubby' route. Hey it worked for Pamela so why not you but do remember, Tommy Lee had the PACKAGE. Seriously doubt oh Kush's pacakage is anything to brag about.

Seriously is there anything as going 'too low' for publicity now adays?

curlysem · October 5th, 2007, 04:16 PM

she's probably running out of money to keep her plastic self maintain...she's spends so $$$ bling, and she still looks old.

aabbcc · October 5th, 2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Sun

Nice publicity stunt Demi ... Seriously is there anything as going 'too low' for publicity nowadays?

Really, eh? She can't get an acting job so it's time to whip out the nudie pics. Get some friggin' class.

sweetness · October 5th, 2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Sun

Nice publicity stunt Demi...can't find work in hollywood as a sex symbol. So you're going the 'naked photo with hubby' route. Hey it worked for Pamela so why not you but do remember, Tommy Lee had the PACKAGE. Seriously doubt oh Kush's pacakage is anything to brag about.

Seriously is there anything as going 'too low' for publicity now adays?

You are right on the money.

Palermo · October 5th, 2007, 08:25 PM

Haven't we all seen her nude already? remember those pictures where it looked like she had some sort of animal "down there"? I've never seen someone with that much pubic hair in my life

sweetness · October 5th, 2007, 09:32 PM

^^ HAHAHA!!!

NicoleWasHere · October 5th, 2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Palermo

Haven't we all seen her nude already?

KrisNine · October 5th, 2007, 11:41 PM

I'll pass on seeing both of them. How dumb are you to take naked pictures on a cell phone. Besides, they are both so far up each others ass, you would think that if they wanted to see each other naked, all they would have to do is walk in the other room.

NiceDude · October 6th, 2007, 04:25 AM

They seem pretty desperate for attention. You have millions of dollars to have the best digital equipment but you take photos with a cell phone. I don't buy it.

joy0923 · October 6th, 2007, 10:26 AM

"I don't buy it."

I don't either. It has to be illegal to do that..if someone left their coat in this guy's taxi could he hold that ransom too?
This has to be a fake story.

Grimmlok · October 6th, 2007, 10:30 AM

How much you wanna bet Demi has the strap-on buried firmly between Ashton's little boy bittcheeks in that photo?