October 2nd, 2007, 01:51 PM
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Having successfully logged a year without rocking his precarious position in L.A., Mel Gibson took to the far-less touchy island of Bali recently. There he found a mob of women, or "sugartits" as they're called in Mel-anese, that were more than happy to forgive and forget over that whole "Jews caused all wars ever, including the war in Braveheart" thing. The Sun reports Mel was almost unrecognizable as he chatted up a babe brigade in a Bali bar recently. "He looked like he had been partying hard," Bali native Diana Shearin said. "Nothing like the suave, smooth-looking dude you see in the movies. His minders weren't keen on anyone taking pictures." Luckily, someone did take a picture, and he looks, um, festive.
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*hic*
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October 2nd, 2007, 01:56 PM
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What happened to the hands-on father and loving husband role?
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October 2nd, 2007, 01:57 PM
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Oh he's touching people alright.
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October 2nd, 2007, 01:58 PM
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Lol!
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:01 PM
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He can still do the twelve steps to recovery and kiss my war mongering jew-arse.
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:22 PM
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Way to go Mel. Blab about how you are a proud member of AA and then fall off the wagon and be a walking billboard for how the program doesn't work. This is exactly why AA members aren't supposed to run their mouth about being a member in press, radio and film.
On a side note, the Catholic Church must be really proud to have you, such a devoted family man, as a member.
I hate him.
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:26 PM
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You had me at sugartits 
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:26 PM
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A jackass through and through.
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:28 PM
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Mel should hook up with Britney. Now that would be a trainwreck twosome that could do some damage.
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:48 PM
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Aw, I've missed Mel! Good to see him out and in fine form! Keep it up buddy! You're next brush w/the law is just a mere few weeks away I'm sure...
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:52 PM
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Didn't he help Courtney Love get sober (according to her)?
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October 2nd, 2007, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by litupgirl
You had me at sugartits |
Should any man should call me sugartits, I'd have to employ the line made infamous by Meg Ryan in the classic film Top Gun : "Take me to bed now or lose me forever!"
sugartits is just that hot. 
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October 2nd, 2007, 03:06 PM
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Didn't he help Courtney Love get sober (according to her)?
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Didn't she get Jack Osbourne on Oxycontin? Follywood's a sordid little burg. At least that little rascal Gibson hastn't let it crush his spirit(s).
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October 2nd, 2007, 03:16 PM
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Didn't he help Courtney Love get sober (according to her)?
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Maybe he did.....by drinking the place dry so she had no choice.......
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October 2nd, 2007, 03:22 PM
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I fully expect Mel to cut off an ear sometime soon.
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