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    Talking Jennifer Aniston doesn't have a man and doesn't get invited to parties. Big change.

    The man Jennifer Aniston denies dating in the first place, her He's Just Not That Into You co-star Bradley Cooper, broke the Friend's heart when she found out he was hosting "singles parties" and not inviting her.

    Maybe he doesn't know she got divorced.

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    With a name like Bradley, I doubt there were any females there. That, or he figured she was already dating her chin.

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    He's rumored to be dating Cameron Diaz. Funny, he was married to Jennifer Esposito but now he's just fishing in the reject pond!
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    Singles party in Hollywood? Yeah, just a fancy way of saying orgy.

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    If so, it's probably a good thing Chiniston wasn't invited.. can you imagine the injuries?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    If so, it's probably a good thing Chiniston wasn't invited.. can you imagine the injuries?
    Yep, she could inflict fatal CHINjuries

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    She's got Orlando. Of course, they have the same PR agent so.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    Yep, she could inflict fatal CHINjuries
    You guys are cruel but hilarious

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    Manniston might as well go lesbian. She could start a new thing=Chinnilingus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Manniston might as well go lesbian. She could start a new thing=Chinnilingus
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    there isn't a tongue big enough to satisfy THAT chin
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    I think her and Courtney do eat at Pinky's Taco every now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Manniston might as well go lesbian. She could start a new thing=Chinnilingus


    Mr. Aniston looks too much like a man for any self-respecting lesbian to tackle that. The Chin alone could probably scar some women's uterus.

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    Doggy style wouldn't be that bad with Jen. That's the only way to appreciate her hot body without seeing her chin and ruining the mood.
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