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    Default Joe "Papa Perv" Simpson plays pimp for daughter Jessica Simpson

    Jessica Simpson's Father Plays Cupid!
    Thursday September 13, 2007

    Jessica Simpson’s dad, Joe, isn’t just her manager, he’s her matchmaker too.

    At the Rolling Stone party in Las Vegas September 8, Joe Simpson, 49, told a handsome guest his daughter, 27, was single.

    Says a source, “Joe gave this hottie his assistant’s number and said he’d set him up with Jessica.”
    Jessica Simpson's Father Plays Cupid! | Usmagazine.com

    As long as there's enough left over for you, eh, Dad?

    Man, he's gross.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Papa Joe playing matchmaker. Now that is just creepy. Wow.

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    He disgusts me. His whole family does.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    what a pushy ass. he is trying to pimp her out isnt he

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    He gives ministers a bad name. He's a creep.

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    I thought he wanted her to himself?

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    ^ He does, he just wants us to believe that he's not into his daughter.
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycgirly101 View Post
    I thought he wanted her to himself?

    I'm sure it's just a ploy to help her find a guy that's just like him.

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    They need a guy to cover up the relationship between Jessica and Papa Joe.

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    I still cant believe he made that comment about his daughters boobs, that's beyond gross. The Simpsons needs to disappear, creepy fugly family

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung View Post
    He gives ministers a bad name. He's a creep.
    I dunno. He's reminiscent of pervey Catholic priests.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung View Post
    He gives ministers a bad name. He's a creep.
    oh yes, definitely. Can all the simpsons just go away. Nobody cares for them!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I dunno. He's reminiscent of pervey Catholic priests.
    OMG! Totally!

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