September 12th, 2007, 10:38 AM
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Papa Joe told People Magazine that his lil' ole' Jessica Simpson is going to go country for her next album. He said she wants to get back to her Texas roots.
He said, "Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing and country music still believes in that."
"She's a singer from top to bottom. And everything in the music business, especially pop music, has moved away from singers. And I think country is the the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left."
Yeah I'm sure she's a singer from top to bottom. I bet her middle sings better than her top, right Joe?
Jessica singing Country should be outlawed. She already has an annoying twang and it will just come out in full force. She should stick to movie making. Her next movie should a snuff film.
Isn't Papa Joe pure sex? You know he makes your middle just want to burst into song.
Jessica Simpson Is Going Country - Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson : People.com
Ooops sorry mods double post can you delete this thread for me?
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September 12th, 2007, 10:44 AM
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I guess whatever she was trying to sing before didn't work out for her so now they are trying another area.
I guess it could work for her, the country artist these days are all as annoying as she is.
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September 12th, 2007, 10:45 AM
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Her voice, before she became so coked out, was actually well suited for country music. Unfortunately, she can't sing like she used to, and I don't know if she could pull it off. I think this is more a necessity than a choice though- her career as a pop star is tanking, so she needs to find something else to do.
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September 12th, 2007, 10:55 AM
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she's doomed!!! she can't sing, or act.
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September 12th, 2007, 10:57 AM
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Sweet Jesus. The apocalypse is coming. Somewhere John Mayer is slitting his wrists. Again.
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September 12th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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Why is she still around? She has NO talent.
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September 12th, 2007, 11:04 AM
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John Mayer should have thought about that before he got with this twat for publicity.
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September 12th, 2007, 11:44 AM
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New ways to make money?
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September 12th, 2007, 11:47 AM
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She tried to sing country with the tribute to Dolly Parton and royally screwed that up. Hello, go away.
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September 12th, 2007, 11:51 AM
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No! Keep her out of country music! We have enough blondes as it is!
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September 12th, 2007, 04:09 PM
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Yeah that's really gonna give her career a boost. She needs to face the crappy music that her career is over...
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September 12th, 2007, 04:15 PM
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What an insult to country music, she sucks big time!
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September 12th, 2007, 04:29 PM
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Go country
Go rap
Go rock
But just GO
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September 12th, 2007, 04:32 PM
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Whatever she releases will flop. Her career is over. She's just going to be another person who is famous for being famous until we forget why and she fades into obscurity.
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September 12th, 2007, 04:54 PM
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No, keep her out out of any music genre! Either way she goes, I don't think her music will be any better. Her last album showed that.
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