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    Default Angelina Jolie reveals her very knobbly knees

    The hair was glossy and those famous lips were pouting fit to burst.



    But as Angelina Jolie tottered along the red carpet on her high heels, her audience's eyes were irresistibly drawn elsewhere.
    Thankfully, the events at the Toronto Film Festival did not include a knobbly knees contest, otherwise she would have won hands, or rather feet, down. Scroll down for more...
    Knobbly knees: Angelina shows her thin legs



    The 32-year-old actress was appearing with partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his movie The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford.
    Although Miss Jolie has always insisted she does not like being too skinny, she appears to have lost a drastic amount of weight since giving birth to daughter Shiloh in May last year and there are reports that she is less than seven stone.
    "Angelina is looking near skeletal," said our man among the festival-goers. "From the side on there was almost nothing to her. "In fact her most prominent features were undoubtedly her knees which were incredibly bony and sticking out almost at right angles to her shins."
    Dennis the Menace in disguise? Knees look similar to those of famous cartoon character


    Looking sharp: One onlooker said Angelina's knees were 'her most prominent features'



    Angelina Jolie reveals her very knobbly knees | the Daily Mail

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    Good lord, she's disgusting.

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    For God's sake, Ange ... eat a damn Tic Tac or something ...

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    That just creeps me out. That is not pretty... AT ALL.

    WTF is she thinking?

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    Whoa! Those are the legs of a frail elderly person! I pray for this to be a photoshop

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    I was prepared to think "Oh come on now, those aren't that bad!" but now I'm thinking "EGADS! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO MUSCLE WHATSOEVER!!!" *cringes* That is so wrong. No more action heroine movies for her. Those things will just snap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Good lord, she's disgusting.
    I think it's only when she ends up six feet under that people will realize
    she has problems.
    Not knocking her mother's death, but come on how long are you going to
    hang on to that.

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    This is frightening. It's a combination of junkie bones and frail elderly.

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    Maybe AJ is so full of sh*t that there's no room left for food.

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    Wow, so she has knobby knees. Stone the woman.

    *yawn*

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    ^^ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

    How sick is it when you can see bone joints through the skin? I swear I can find and name every metatarsal in her foot. This bitch is fucked three ways to the weekend.

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    *shudder*

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    I don't think her knees look as bad in these pictures but then again DM is notorious for photoshopping pictures.

    Angelina Jolie @ Toronto Film Festival | Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie : Just Jared


    I can't believe we are talking about a woman's fucking knees for crying out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlm1288 View Post
    I don't think her knees look as bad in these pictures but then again DM is notorious for photoshopping pictures.

    Angelina Jolie @ Toronto Film Festival | Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie : Just Jared


    I can't believe we are talking about a woman's fucking knees for crying out loud.
    No, I think we're all talking (again) at how frickin sparse this woman is. She needs to keep that shit covered up. Then again, her knees are so pointy, she probably rips through slacks and dresses a lot.

    I still think this photo is scary:


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