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    Default Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay roasted his nuts

    Roasted Nuts






    Gordon Ramsay said he was recently rushed to hospital after he burned his nutsack on a burner while cooking.

    He said, "I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolutely agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts. The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. I went, 'Fuck me, bollocks to that', and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."

    "I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bollocks."

    That's what that bitch gets. That was a warning and next time the flame is gonna go for the trunk. Seriously, I've burnt my peen tip while cooking. It actually felt sort of good at first, but then it hurt like a mofo.


    Funniest shit I've read in ages.
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    That is funny.
    I love the title!!!!!

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    LOL. Dumbass!

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    Ouch
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    Roasted nuts. Perfect.

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    Hahahaha I heard this on the radio this morning. I like salty nuts!
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    Good post! Made me smile. He's such a jackass (from what I've seen on the commercials).

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    This is a scream! Laughed till I cried!!
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    Isn't there a Christmas song about this??
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    If anyone deserves roasted nuts it's this guy.
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

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    I love this.

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    I can't stand him....the way he speaks to his staff is a disgrace.IMHO.

    How can you get the best out of people treating them the way he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Isn't there a Christmas song about this??
    Chef's nuts roastin' o'er an open fire..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippin View Post
    Chef's nuts roastin' o'er an open fire..."

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