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    Default Avril Lavigne reveals her stupidity and massive ego

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    Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain’s Q magazine. These are her "10 commandments"









    "the hurricane thing? Her 'workers'?"

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    What a twit!

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    Like, OMG-whatever.

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    " I have a look that girls want to copy"

    Um what girls?
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    I still can't get over #5. She wishes she was a rock chick or even a hardcore punk. She sold out before she even started.

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    Well, according to #10 I'm a loser. And proud of it cause I really, REALLY hate this has-been.

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    Take this to Katrina...ok...
    Her workers who don't make much money? I am sure they would appreciate a fucking raise a lot more than you giving them something.

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    Ugh.

    On behalf of Canada I would like to apologize for foisting this self important twat on the rest of the world.. although, in our defense she only got this irritating when she shipped down to the US

    She's actually part of our special weapons program, along with the previous model Celine Dion and the prototype, Bryan Adams.

    The clusterbomb of Cirque de Soleil still has you all fooled though.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    ^^All together now: "Blame America! Blame America!" LOL.

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    Well, at least her outfit is cute.

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    Dear Ratface,

    Shut the f*ck up, Loser.

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    Is Q running this piece to take the piss? I hope so or else I will lose the last bit of respect I have for that magazine.

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    take.. the piss? *blinks in confusion*
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Aargh! Where do you start to dissect all this SHIT? It's almost like a joke, it's so naff.

    First of all:-

    When you're 17 you don't know how to hold a conversation with an adult....

    Where I come from 17 is just a year away from adulthood. Time to learn how to talk! Plenty 17 year olds can hold a conversation with babies, adults, their employer, the elderly. Maybe not morons like Avril.......

    I went to my closet, filled six boxes off stuff and said "Take it to Katrina!"

    Well, she really put herself out there, I suppose. But why would she give the stuff to the bloody hurricane?! Surely she wanted it to go to New Orleans? She probably didn't even know where it was..

    I've been looking at scripts for the past 2 years and most of them have been shit, but I know I could be really good at it.

    Like she'd know a good script if it crawled into her knickers! Pity she didn't apply this rigorous vetting towards her song selections! And OF COURSE she'd make a great actress - all bubble-gum pop singers do make that transition well and win Oscars and stuff don't they?

    Sigh......it's like Ekee said "Are Q running this piece to take this piss?" (ie, as a joke). It's like they are giving her the rope or column inches so she can look like a fool.

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    Really? Oh and no one cares by the way, Avril. Just to clarify that.


    And throw me in as another so-called "loser" thanks to #10 on her commandment list...

    But I'll gladly take that title in this case.

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