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Old September 4th, 2007, 02:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The hotel heiress, who is currently single, is ready to become a mother and is preparing her body so it is in prime condition for conceiving.

She said in an interview with Elle magazine: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

Paris also revealed when she was serving her 23-day prison sentence in the summer her fellow inmates expressed disbelief she had been locked up.

The blonde - who was jailed for driving with a suspended licence - added: "One said to me, 'It's ridiculous you're in here. I'm in here for murder


It was recently reported that Paris, 26, had been feeling broody since close friend Nicole Richie fell pregnant.

A source said: "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "

Paris recently spoke out about Nicole's pregnancy, saying her 'Simple Life' co-star will make a great mother.

She gushed: "She's really happy. I know she's going to be the best mom ever."


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Old September 4th, 2007, 02:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ok i am waiting on the ones to say i told you so about her wanting a baby because nicole is knocked up.
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Old September 4th, 2007, 02:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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how's she gonna get rid of the herp??? she'll have to have a c-section to avoid infecting les infant... of course, herpes would be the least of that baby's concern....
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Old September 4th, 2007, 02:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She's gonna push out one GIANT herpy.
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She'l probably have to get her hoo-hoo sewn up some (ok ... A LOT!!!)


... otherwise, a baby could fall right out (along with a bowling ball, a watermelon, and a tractor-trailer)!
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What is she planning on lasering off all of the infected bits of her hoo-ha?
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Old September 4th, 2007, 02:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why did I see this coming?
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Old September 4th, 2007, 02:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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No, it's ridiculous that press gives a shit about her.
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Old September 4th, 2007, 03:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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to get her body ready, she should have a hysterectomy
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Old September 4th, 2007, 03:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ok, now there really needs to be a law against this.
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Old September 4th, 2007, 03:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I guess babies are the new Hollywood trend.

The baby's first words? That's hot mommy.
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I wouldn't usually advocate this, but somebody please strap that bitch down and keep her from breeding. If there is some kind of higher power out there, please don't let her have babies. I'm begging....
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Dammit the only one 'preparing her body' should be the fucking undertaker!
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Er--who is the sperm donor?
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how does one get one's body ready to have a baby? Is there a kit?
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