Britney Spears' hat trick of horrors

**TheMoog** · September 3rd, 2007, 09:57 AM

Britney's hat trick of horrors

Oh Britney... as much as the troubled pop princess wants us to believe life is rosy with her newly revived music career, the pictures tell a different story. Out partying again, it seems Britney Spears still can't leave the house without looking like a dog's dinner. In recent days she has taken her car-crash couture to the streets and here is the evidence:

FASHION DISASTER NO.1
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Horror frock number 1

Britney, known for her love of revealing outfits, grabs a purple skirt and hikes it up to make a dress... magic!
Teamed with a summery white straw trilby and wintry cowboy boots, the result is a complete mess.
Britney wore the ensemble to carry on her rumoured romance with magician Criss Angel at a party in Las Vegas.

FASHION DISASTER NO.2
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Horror frock number 2

Keeping her hat, if not her head, Britney adds bright blonde hair extensions reminiscent of her days at the top.
But she wears it with a sack-like white mini-dress, doing nothing for her figure and looking like its put together with a piece of string and tent cloth.
Britney commits further crimes against fashion with her choice of ankle-strap black shoes making her legs look short and dumpy.
Miss Spears was making a nightclub opening appearance at the new LAX club at the Luxor in Las Vegas.
Later on she was clubbing with Criss once more with a glamorous set of friends. The girly group, and Criss, seemed more than happy to pose for cameras.
Britney joined them to strike a pose and then got close to Criss for a pouty shot complete with lollipop... before posing once more with the girls on the sofa.
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Strike a pose: The brightly attired crew accompanying Miss Spears pose up for the cameras

In 1980s throwback ripped denim with bare chest and crosses adorning his neck, Criss Angel gets up close and personal with Britney

Britney wearing sunglasses inside (how very rock 'n' roll) as her glam pals top up the make up

FASHION DISASTER NO.3
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Horror frock number 3

Back in Beverly Hills Britney reverts to usual form with a flash of her knickers. It seems she's never happier than when wearing a bottom-skimming dress.
Add the "blinging" studded cap and it all adds up to yet another fashion disaster.
Britney was displaying some rather unusual behaviour in this ensemble, driving while at the same time entertaining son Sean Preston in the back seat with a Spiderman figure.
It seems her new pop single, Gimme More, is actually quite a catchy number. But we don't want to see any more of these fashion choices.

Using Spiderman to defend herself, Britney displays some odd behaviour while flashing her knickers (again) while out in Beverly Hills

Britney's hat trick of horrors | the Daily Mail

**aabbcc** · September 3rd, 2007, 10:01 AM

She's beyond tacky and disgusting. Who in their right mind wears skirts and shirts as dresses?

**CherryDarling** · September 3rd, 2007, 10:08 AM

Gross, pathetic, tacky and dirty...I'm feeling like a broken record on the Twitney threads.

**waikiki** · September 3rd, 2007, 10:35 AM

All these stars are always drinking some Starbucks stuff: how the hell is that possible?!?!

**DevilDoll2025** · September 3rd, 2007, 10:57 AM

the title of this thread is hilarious! I still can't get over how ugly her outfits and hair look EVERY time she steps out of her home.

**mklady** · September 3rd, 2007, 11:11 AM

It looks like her hair is about 2 inches long at this point. Take the damn horse hair out and wear a pixie cut like a normal person would! I know we all think the same things about how retarded she looks but does anyone else think of how truly easy it would be to make her look "normal"?

**DevilDoll2025** · September 3rd, 2007, 11:19 AM

^^ she would looks alot better if she wanted to look normal, but she does these stupid crazy things for atttention and doesn't give a damn right now about how silly she looks. I think when she finally grows up ( i mean in maturity) she'll come to realize how stupid she is and hide her face for the rest of her life (we can only hope) But until then we'll have to put up with her shitty outfits, fake rat nest hair, poor parenting skills, whoring about, and seeing pictures of her disgusting, crusted, most likely diseased, used up cooch.

**darksithbunny** · September 3rd, 2007, 11:39 AM

I wish her career would die already and she would go deep into the unknown.

**Cotjockey** · September 3rd, 2007, 12:58 PM

There needs to be new word invented to describe her, 'cause skank just ain't cutting it anymore!
Come to think of it...neither are ho, trash or slut.

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