Britney Spears is rejected by Playboy Magazine

carrie2008 · August 31st, 2007, 10:09 PM

Britney Spears has been rumored to be interested in posing nude for playboy, and with all the controversy surrounding the star...it would probably be a good idea, but guess what? It's not happening any time soon!

Not that everyone hasn't seen Britney...err...'private parts', but to pose for what is considered to be an 'upper-class' nudey mag isn't such a bad idea.

Unfortunately for the star, however, Playboy Magazine has rejected her, or at least that's what Star Magazine is reporting.

According to Star Magazine, Brit Brit went to Playboy Magazine in an effort to revive her career...not to mention her sex appeal.

It would have worked wonders...if they accepted her! A friend of the pop-tart claims: "They [told her] that she'd need to clean herself up and get in shape to be Playboy-centerfold quality."

Go figure!

Source:Britney Spears Nude For Playboy? Rejected: Not "Playboy Quality"! - Tittle-Tattle Too™: The Post Chronicle

ByRDi · August 31st, 2007, 10:14 PM

LOLOLOLOL! Would guys still want to see that? I'm a chick and I like other hot chicks, but Twatney could never, and has never, been hot to me. How could she be desirable as the trainwreck she is now?

Raspberry gashes · August 31st, 2007, 10:17 PM

I'd rather see tom cruise nude- and i really DONT want to see tom cruise nude.
And since when is Playboy upper class!? Its trash, so is Hugh Hefners lifestyle.

Gen X EJC · August 31st, 2007, 10:42 PM

PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE

That is hilarious. They were probably like 'umm we can't find photoshoppers THAT good'

ByRDi · August 31st, 2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gen X EJC

PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE

That is hilarious. They were probably like 'umm we can't find photoshoppers THAT good'

My thoughts exactly. I feel so mean, but it IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

carrie2008 · August 31st, 2007, 10:56 PM

I thought this story was hilarious too. I about fell over laughing.
I had to share the laughs!

Gen X EJC · August 31st, 2007, 11:20 PM

bravo, Carrie. You have truly made my day shine. And seriously, on the day that Britney dug her own grave with 'Cold As Fire' that's SAYING SOMETHING!!!!

potato_chips · August 31st, 2007, 11:44 PM

I'd rather see Chewbacca hairless.

Beeyotch · August 31st, 2007, 11:45 PM

Hahaha! Playboy doesn't want her, and who could ever blame them. She'd have to work out and starve herself for several months, with boot-camp-style discipline in order to pull that one off. The really impossible part is avoiding doing anything stupid for those couple of months.

Actually, didn't Hugh Hefner once say that even during her better years Britney just wasn't Playboy material? I guess playboy material=blond, blue-eyed, truly thin, tall and long-legged. Event her fittest, Britney was always stumpy.

aabbcc · September 1st, 2007, 07:16 AM

Playboy must have seen those cellulite-riddled flabby ass pics that were posted here the other day.

TaffyMoon · September 1st, 2007, 07:25 AM

I can't believe she dragged her sorry ass to playboy - someone needs to teach her about the market - there has to be a demand brit!

VenusInFauxFurs · September 1st, 2007, 07:39 AM

We've already seen her backside and not to mention that time she went out without her underoos on. What is left to see anyway? Nobody wanted to see her bits unintentionally, let alone pay for the "privilege".