August 30th, 2007, 07:35 AM
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Skinny Ange's shock news: 'I'm pregnant!'
Brad agrees to put their recent problems behind them and start afresh as he and his lover celebrate unexpected baby news.
Usually sullen and downcast, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally look like the smiling and in-love couple of old. And they have now revealed the real reason behind their rediscovered happiness — Ange is pregnant!
After a string of well-documented tensions, a pal close to the twosome says their recent public displays of togetherness show how the unexpected, but entirely welcomed, pregnancy has brought Brad and Ange back from the brink of calling it quits. Insiders say the actor has wanted another biological baby almost since Shiloh was born 15 months ago, and Angelina's reluctance was at the core of their many conflicts. But with Brad getting his wish after discovering his lover is expecting again, the couple have decided to put their problems behind them.
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August 30th, 2007, 07:59 AM
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 If Angelina is really pregnant, she needs to, uh, somewhat watch her diet more carefully!
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August 30th, 2007, 08:01 AM
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15 seconds till someone says having a child is not a good way to save a relationship.....
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August 30th, 2007, 08:30 AM
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But with Brad getting his wish after discovering his lover is expecting again, the couple have decided to put their problems behind them.
Because if she is actually pregnant [which I doubt], that automatically fixes everything. 
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August 30th, 2007, 08:32 AM
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I've never understood the mentality of having a baby to mend a relationship. I wouldn't want to be bound to a person I was having problems with for 18 years at least.
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August 30th, 2007, 08:34 AM
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15 seconds till someone says having a child is not a good way to save a relationship.....
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Not that long. Because its true.
If she's knocked up, its because she's afraid of losing the mother to her children. And she knows with another bio-child plus the others, there's no way the traditional Brad will leave her. She hit the jackpot with Brad. And I don't mean in a good way either.
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August 30th, 2007, 08:47 AM
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How the hell could she get pregnant? She weighs 11 pounds.
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August 30th, 2007, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by texlux
How the hell could she get pregnant? She weighs 11 pounds.
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If Nicole Richie can do it....
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August 30th, 2007, 08:56 AM
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MK pregnant? Right.
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August 30th, 2007, 08:59 AM
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If Nicole Richie can do it....
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That was my first thought upon hitting the submit button for that post lol!
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August 30th, 2007, 09:04 AM
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I don't believe this at all. Every other week they're either breaking up, getting married, or having a baby...
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August 30th, 2007, 09:10 AM
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We all know that stories like that sell.
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August 30th, 2007, 09:21 AM
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We all know that stories like that sell.
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...and that we'll sit here and talk about it!! 
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August 30th, 2007, 09:29 AM
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I'm still not buying that anything needs to be fixed...
anyway, that's some interesting photoshopping. It looks like she's wearing mummy pants.
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August 30th, 2007, 09:34 AM
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So she has a little PMS bloat and suddenly she's having a band-aid baby. Not buying it. Not buying that they are on the verge of a breakup either.
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