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Jessica Alba lashes out at school-yard crush
At the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Alba let viewers know she’s still salty about an incident with a schoolyard crush. During her acceptance speech for the female hottie award (a staple of any good awards show) she told the audience:
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball ... I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
Whoever this Ross character is, I guarantee he’s sitting at home contemplating putting his nuts in a blender. He’ll weep and curse his childhood naivety - as he very well should. Right now he could be using Jessica’s luscious ass for a decorative end-table. But, no, Ross had to be a moron-sandwich and pick some other kid for his baseball team. Awesome. Thanks. Your sad little tale has made my genitals cry.
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She obviously has a hard time letting things go, doesn't she?
Sounds like a lame attempt to be funny.
I cant blame her though, highschool can be an awkward time for looks, for some, and theres always that 'guy' who made it that much worse so when you get 'hot' you just want to throw it back at him.
Self-obsessed much?
Now logic is a wonderful thing but it has, as the processes of evolution discovered, certain drawbacks. Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else which thinks at least as logically as it does. - Douglas Adams
Heh heh! Ross is probably more proud and bragging than being hurt by this. He's probably thinking, "Wow, she's had ME on her mind all these years! Damn, I'm good!"Originally Posted by carrie2008
So true! She thinks she's sooo special, that any guy who turns her down must be crazy. How arrogant.
"The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips
Look at me now! How modest...
I don't like her, she seems so stuck up and full of herself
Now I'm curious to see what she looked like in high school...
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Given the high-opinion she holds herself in I can't really blame Ross for ditching the bitch all those years ago!
vaya con dios
What an ego she has
I bet Ross still hates your guts
Here is one picture of her in high school...no idea what age or grade though...
The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
I call PR agent written BS - she was on Flipper when she was 14 and she was smoking hot already ... this is some ploy to make her look like every girl to pump up her role in her new movie.
yawn - cant find a better image, but trust me she was hot at 14:
I remember.
Her and Heigl from "My Father the Hero" were my favs.
(and listen up - I was born in '79 and lived near one of them - so I'm not a perv.)
Last edited by snuffy; August 29th, 2007 at 01:49 AM.
I went through a phase a bit like this after losing 42 pounds in quite a short amount of time. I was the school freak and it was immensley satisfying to see people that used to rip the piss out of me do double takes when I met them. ( in a good way)
I have, of course, grown out of this phase now. *ahem*
If it was 19 years ago I think she'd be talking about kindergarten, not high school. Jessica Alba is hot. Hot hot.
Her teeth are still messed up. One of front teeth is trying to eat the other one. Look at it, it annoys me.
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