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Thread: Surprise! Downriver Trash Sarah Palin is pro mask/vaccine

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    Default Surprise! Downriver Trash Sarah Palin is pro mask/vaccine

    After Contracting COVID-19, Sarah Palin Warns Against The Dangers Of Not Wearing A Mask

    April 1, 2021 / Posted by: Ben


    Well, this is a PLOT TWIST. Former reality star Sarah Palin (remember her?) has come out as pro-mask and pro-vaccine. And while Sarah Palin hasn’t exactly been caught throwing down at a Walmart after she was told to wear a mask, she did support a Dallas salon owner who refused to close during stay-at-home orders last May. But now Sarah is all about masks and the vaccine and the reason is that coronavirus caught a case of Sarah Palin and it fucked with her health.
    People reports that Halle Berry’s cousin from the low and slow branch of the family tree recently revealed that she, along with a few of her family members, all tested positive for COVID-19.
    “As confident as I’d like to be about my own health, and despite my joking that I’m blessed to constantly breathe in the most sterile (frozen!) air, my case is perhaps one of those that proves anyone can catch this,” she says.

    Of her diagnosis, Palin explains that it began when “one of my daughters awoke to having lost her sense of taste and smell [and] immediately had a positive COVID test, then was quarantined in isolation.
    Aside from herself and her daughter, the ‘Rona also got its tiny hooks into her 12-year-old son Trig.
    “I then observed symptoms in my son Trig, who curiously is the most enthusiastic mask-wearer, and after our numerous negative tests over the year, he tested positive,” Palin says. “Children with special needs are vulnerable to COVID ramifications [Trig was born with Down syndrome], so with a high fever he was prescribed azithromycin, which really seemed to help, and I increased amounts of vitamins I put in his puréed food.”
    I wonder if this will finally be the wake-up call to all of those anti-maskers whose lips were constantly glued to Trump’s ass to come up for air and start paying attention. I mean this is Sarah Palin, also known as Batshit Crazy Barbie. But who knows if her revelation will change anyone’s mind. She is determined to speak her mind now because she doesn’t want anyone else to go through what she and her family are going through right now.
    “Through it all, I view wearing that cumbersome mask indoors in a crowd as not only allowing the newfound luxury of being incognito, but trust it’s better than doing nothing to slow the spread,”
    Sarah, Bye. The only mask we want to see you in is the one you wore during your time on The Masked Singer. Because that way you’re stopping the spread and stopping us from hearing you speak ever again.
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    I am really surprised. Fuck her though, it's a little too late puta.
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    I'll take it. Any Republican that comes forward and says that masks are a necessity is at least doing one thing right.
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    Dammit COVID-19. You couldn't take this one in particular? She wouldn't have been missed.

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    I remember when she was the craziest person in politics.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch;[URL="tel:3810847"
    3810847[/URL]]Dammit COVID-19. You couldn't take this one in particular? She wouldn't have been missed.
    Along with her wife-beater son, daughter with multiple illegitimate children and any others....
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    Well doesn't she have a special needs, baby?

    She should be all about masks.
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