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    Default Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

    Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

    Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

    “This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.

    The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

    “That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

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    You made me check the calendar to see if we had fast forwarded to April 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oasis View Post
    You made me check the calendar to see if we had fast forwarded to April 1
    Right? I thought it must be a joke.
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    She’s really in it for the long con, isn’t she?
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    It is a joke. This is a woman who won an Oscar but who's obituary will start out, "Ms. Paltrow, known for fleecing dummies into buying cooch candles..."
    This is the ultimate trolling of the middle class female demographic.
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    I highly doubt her vagina smells like geraniums, citrus bergamot and cedar, with hints of seductive elements. Fishsticks seems so asexual to me, so her sexual products for females crack me up.

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    Is she really bendy? Otherwise, how does she know what her vagina smells like?
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    ^^^
    um, you don’t need to be bendy to know what your vagina smells like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    um, you don’t need to be bendy to know what your vagina smells like.


    I think it's kind of unfortunate that Paltrow is kind of a force for empowerment (not only not ashamed of something like this, but turns it around and promotes it), but is also a clearing house for all kinds of quackery. I went to the Goop site, and the candle is sold out.

    The story that was linked here also had this passage:

    After Gwyneth shakes herself up a couple of Martinis, the narrator says “someone’s double-fisting” as she struts through the kitchen with her libations.
    “The holidays are work, so don’t be afraid to ask for help with lighting, and food, and style, and hair, and hair, and hair,” the narrator cheekily continues. “Find your favorite look, or eleven of them. Look fabulous in each one, and get super high… In your heels, of course.”

    The ad then takes a salacious turn by reminding people to treat themselves to a little self-service, but only after doing “something for others.”
    “Do something for others but don’t forget about No. 1,” the narrator says as Paltrow pulls a vibrator from a Christmas stocking and keeps it for herself. “Yes, that is a vibrator.”
    The ad finishes with the narrator wishing everyone a “happy holidays from G. Label.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    um, you don’t need to be bendy to know what your vagina smells like.
    You also don't need $75, just enough sense to wash your hands afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    um, you don’t need to be bendy to know what your vagina smells like.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post


    I think it's kind of unfortunate that Paltrow is kind of a force for empowerment (not only not ashamed of something like this, but turns it around and promotes it), but is also a clearing house for all kinds of quackery. I went to the Goop site, and the candle is sold out.

    The story that was linked here also had this passage:
    After Gwyneth shakes herself up a couple of Martinis, the narrator says “someone’s double-fisting” as she struts through the kitchen with her libations.
    “The holidays are work, so don’t be afraid to ask for help with lighting, and food, and style, and hair, and hair, and hair,” the narrator cheekily continues. “Find your favorite look, or eleven of them. Look fabulous in each one, and get super high… In your heels, of course.”

    The ad then takes a salacious turn by reminding people to treat themselves to a little self-service, but only after doing “something for others.”
    “Do something for others but don’t forget about No. 1,” the narrator says as Paltrow pulls a vibrator from a Christmas stocking and keeps it for herself. “Yes, that is a vibrator.”
    The ad finishes with the narrator wishing everyone a “happy holidays from G. Label.”
    Hey Mo, my mother used to say that the people who talked about sex the most - they were the ones who probably haven't even had a snog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Fawlty View Post
    Hey Mo, my mother used to say that the people who talked about sex the most - they were the ones who probably haven't even had a snog!


    So I guess Suzanne Somers isn't really getting any, either!

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    From Twitter:

    I just heard that they’re trying to come up with a candle that smells like Malaria tRump’s vagina too. Right now there is a team of chemists scouring every landfill, every dumpster, every dank & labyrinthine cave in a painstaking and tireless effort to capture its essence. ������
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