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    Default Keanu Reeves has a girlfriend???

    Thanks to Casey for giving me the heads up about these photos, I needed them. Itís Election Day here in Canada and everyone is saying itís too close to call. Thereís been stress for days. SoÖhow about a Canadian we can all agree on?

    Keanu Reeves and Alexandra Grant went out for sushi the other night. Theyíve been together now for months, even years. Itís a happy, stable relationship Ė Iím happy for him, we should all be happy for him. And youíll be happy to see these shots of Keanu sticking out his arm, like in the most exaggerated way, so that Alexandra knows he wants her to loop her arm around it.

    This is a tricky move. Not everyone can pull it off. If it was, say, Shawn Mendes or Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake (gross) or Mark Wahlberg (ew!), youíd roll your eyes. So a high degree of difficulty here to not make it cheesy and lean into the goofiness without it seeming performative (hi, Justin Timberlake). Which is why Keanu is one of the few who can pull this off. He can be goofy because he is goofy and never pretends to be more goofy than he is and isnít too cool to be goofy which is what makes him, despite the fact that he plays the ultimate assassin, so f-cking sweet and irresistible. You know heís quirky and nice and adorable and if he feels like putting his arm out like itís an old-timey cartoon, he will and whoíd be crazy enough not to take it?!

    https://www.laineygossip.com/keanu-r...ms-in-la/58809

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    Wow! A grown ass woman too! Good for Keanu.
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    ^ I'm relieved!
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    Good! Hope they are happy.

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    I love him! I hope he's happy too!

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    He really deserves a break. I hope they are really happy together.
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    Aww, these are sweet. I never think anything is sweet anymore.
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    No comment. Well, that is a comment.

    After seeing Destination Wedding with Winona, that's the look imagined for him. Not in the mood for she's a good person. I've somewhat looked the other way with Mrs. Oldman. I don't blame actors who don't want to date other actors, but (shallow) regular (shallow) people bother me. Mrs. Bale is okay cause she's pretty.

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    At 46 she's still nine years younger than him. But thank gawd. It reinforces what I like about him.

    I think I'd lose my lunch if I saw him with some 20 year old. I could never take him seriously again.
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    Are we sure that's not his mother?

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    I'm glad she's not 15 or 20 either and she totally could have been. She's 46? Reaching around to pat myself on my hump.
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    Keanu looks damn fine for his age. Any age. actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witchywoman View Post
    Are we sure that's not his mother?

    Really? I guess you’re just not to used to seeing men over 30 dating women more or less in their age range. But Dennis Quaid engaged to a 26 year-old probably didn’t make you bat an eyelash.

    maybe I’m alone here but i think she’s attractive and pretty cool looking.
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    Yeah, we're totally not used to seeing that. It happens so infrequently that I inwardly rub my eyes in disbelief. But it jibes with everything we've ever heard about Keanu being a decent person, the antithesis of all Hollywood bad habits, so. Good for him.

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    Keanu looks young for his age. No way would I think he was 55. It's a shame that it's such a surprise to see a famous man with a girlfriend who is near his age!
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