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    Default Q. John Mayer “Why are you single?” A. “Google me”

    He has previously dated Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston.
    And while some people are quick to say they don't know why they're still single, John Mayer has it all worked out.
    The 41-year-old shared a clip of himself playing the guitar on Monday, to which one captivated fan commented: 'Beautiful! How are you still single?'






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    'Why are you still single?' John Mayer had a hilarious response to a fan who asked him why he was single on Monday, after previously dating Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry and Jennifer AnistonJohn replied: 'Google me.'
    Mayer has a reputation for being a player who talks about his conquests. He was trashed for comparing Simpson to 'sexual napalm.' And his song Still Feel Like Your Man was about Perry.
    John also posted a photo of himself to social media on Monday, using his good looks and exceptional guitar playing skills to ensure people were buying tickets to his upcoming shows

    'Felt cute, might repeat later,' he captioned.
    He was wearing a black T-shirt and jeans as he sat on a stool strumming his instrument



    All John! He shared a video wearing the same ensemble over the weekend to which he revealed he would be having no opening acts at his tourThe Paper Doll singer shared a video wearing the same ensemble over the weekend to which he revealed he would be having no opening acts at his tour.
    'This is my first tour without an opening act. Two full sets of music allows me to make sure everybody gets what they came for,' he captioned, sending people to his link bio to purchase some last minute tickets.
    And his unorthodox act of having no other performers seemed to work well with some celebrities, praising John for his choice.
    'So f***ing dope man,' wrote Kevin Hart, while Lauren Jauregui of Fifth Harmony added: 'HELL YES IM COMING.'
    And perhaps John is preparing some last minute things before he sets out on his, I Guess I Feel Like World Tour, that will see him travel throughout the United States and Europe.
    Good choice: John was praised by fans after revealing he would be having no opening acts

    Taking to his Instagram Stories, he shared a photo of Disney puzzle that has 40,320 pieces.
    Currently on sale for $320 from $600, he shared a list of other people's concerns and questions, answered them, before asking his own.
    'Are they going to keep making this puzzle. Or do i need to find one and buy it before it disappears?' asked one.
    The Gravity singer replied: 'Look. If you're the type to ask this, you are NOT 40,000 piece puzzle material.'
    New project! Taking to his Instagram Stories, he shared a photo of Disney puzzle that has 40,320 piecesGiving people a helping hand: Currently on sale for $320 from $600, he shared a list of other people's concerns and questions, answered them, before asking his ownAnswers: John has the answersChallenge accepted! And while being able to answer most of the queries, determined John wasn't shy to admit he did have one of his ownAnother question posed read: 'What would you use to do the puzzle on? Like on a big table?'
    He hilariously replied: Yup! Yes! Great use of spatial relationships. You only have to do this another 40,000 times!'
    And while being able to answer most of the queries, determined John wasn't shy to admit he did have one of his own.



    'Do you know if there are plans to release an even bigger puzzle? I don't want to buy this, only to find a more challenging one is available.'
    Winner! He recently annihilated the competition by successfully performing the Bottle Cap Challenge


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...moreTopStories

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    Let's see, why is John Mayer single ... I remember reading he likes golden showers. I also remember one weird incident where he was in a room of people, including fans, and just whipped it out and started masturbating in front of everyone. Anyone else?
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    He is a bona fida douche deluxe. And then some.

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    I could never stand his music, but he was a great fan of Rob Thomas so I give him a pass. He did a radio interview with RT years ago that was weird because the hosts kept talking about how John kept staring at Rob and saying how handsome he is in person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShimmeringGlow View Post
    I could never stand his music, but he was a great fan of Rob Thomas so I give him a pass. He did a radio interview with RT years ago that was weird because the hosts kept talking about how John kept staring at Rob and saying how handsome he is in person.


    I like his music, but the dude is just strange.

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    don't know if he's strange or not, but not a fan of his music.
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    Didn't he say that he had a "white supremacist" dick, because he didn't date black women? I've seen videos of him being rude to fans. So yeah, if you google him, you'll see why his lame ass is single. So not surprised that Kevin Hart tweets him. Salt and pepper asshats.
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    Yea....i'm sure it's hard for him to get a date. Sure.

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