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    Default Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

    Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to UFC fight

    By Chris BellBBC News




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    It is the contest Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fans never knew they wanted.

    On Sunday, Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to join him in the octagon (the UFC ring) to solve a problem so fiendishly difficult no-one had previously bothered to think of it.
    If a 25-year-old pop star stands 5ft 9in (175cm) and sells 150 million records, attracting 106 million Twitter followers, why does he randomly decide to try to goad a 56-year-old movie star into fighting him?
    Needless to say, a calculation so onerous quickly won the attention of the very best minds the social media platform had to offer.


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    Former UFC champion Conor McGregor was quick to talk up the bout's prospects.
    "Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight?" he inquired, simultaneously offering his own company's services in hosting the clash and then offering to fight actor Mark Wahlberg on the undercard.

    Conor McGregor
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    If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
    McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
    Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
    Stay tuned to find out!
    Justin Bieber
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    I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?

    9:33 PM - Jun 9, 2019




    Meanwhile, Jake Marsh of comedy-sports podcast Pardon My Take provided the rundown on the potential fight.
    Sprouts or no sprouts, many took the view that in this match-up it's Bieber who's the turkey.
    Cruise famously performs his own stunts and the physicality exhibited in action films like the Mission Impossible series would give him the edge, many social media users argued.





    Jeff D... ark Phoenix
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    Me running to Twitter to make sure no one actually thinks Tom Cruise would lose in a fight to Justin Bieber...

    9:23 PM - Jun 9, 2019



    Others were just left confused by the whole thing.

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    "At some point tonight Tom Cruise's agent will have to call Tom Cruise and tell him Justin Bieber has challenged him to a fight," another user tweeted.
    "This is an actual conversation that will happen."
    Tom Cruise is yet to respond.

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    Cool fact - Justin Bieber's own dad, Jeremy, is actually 12 years younger than Tom Cruise.

    In the Bieber family, this is like challenging your own grandpappy to a fight.
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    This is so random and hilarious. Oh please, please please please, let this happen???

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    The GMD would wipe the floor with his twink ass and love every minute of it.
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    Who do we want to win though? Tom Cruise is the greater evil so I was prepared to back Bieber, which felt really weird, but then he misspelled 'you're' in his challenge, so now I'm not sure.
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    What DEFCON level do you guys think it is in the Sea Org Situation Room right now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    What DEFCON level do you guys think it is in the Sea Org Situation Room right now?


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    Wow. I just don't know who I'd back in this fight. I hate them both so very much. Justin is extremely douchey, overly arrogant, a spoiled shithead, & exudes a sense of entitlement he hasn't earned, considering the utter shittiness of the music he makes. Tom's mega powerful in a religion (cult) that's done creepy things, and he creeps me the fuck out. Oh, and he has no relationship with his own child because she doesn't belong to the cult. Tom is the greater evil, but I would also love to see Bieber get his whiny ass beat. Too bad there's no way this fight's gonna happen, lol.
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    I see Justin Bieber is still dealing with mental health issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    I see Justin Bieber is still dealing with mental health issues.
    Its weird, but it seems like their FINAL breakup broke both of them. Selena and Justin have both been dealing with some shit since they don't have each other anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    the gmd would wipe his cock with his twink ass and love every minute of it.
    ftfy.
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    Poor Justin has lost the plot.
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    If Tom wins does he get to fuck him?

    Someone should tell Tom this, regardless.

    Biebs obviously isn't too far gone enough to pick someone like Chris Hemsworth or Jason Momoa. Y'know, someone who could beat his ass blindfolded with both hands tied behind them.

    I actually think I'm rooting for Tiny Tom if this goes down.
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    As someone who has never paid for Pay for View, I would pay to see him fight Hemsworth or Momoa for 1.2 seconds each.
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    Winner gets to fight Meghan Markle's brother.
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