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    Default Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Goes Downtown

    FYI, The Rock Eats Coochie

    May 7, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K







    Thanks to an unearthed interview from 2014, everyone sent their thoughts and prayers to the poon of DJ Khaled’s wife Nicole Tuck (although, would you want DJ Khaled’s mouth on your poon?) after he said that he doesn’t lick the cooch. Because according to DJ Khaled, men are kings and kings get serviced, they don’t do any servicing. And you know DJ Dick Fart doesn’t do the gentlemanly thing of lifting his FUPA before his wife goes down on him, and you also know that he screams DJ KHAAAAAAAAAALED while she’s doing it.

    Evan Rachel Wood, Smash Mouth, and even the dictionary dragged DJ Khaled. The Rock also got into the subject and made it clear that he licks the box like a mic at a WWE match.

    The Rock cleared his throat (of vagina juices?) before announcing that DJ Khaled really doesn’t know shit since not all men refuse to go down on their lady. I’m also taking this to mean that The Rock eats ass. An American treasure he is.
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    If you follow The Rock on Instagram, you know he posts pictures of everything he puts in his mouth to feed the 7800 tons of muscles on his body. He put this on Instagram a month ago. Too easy!


    In other words, The Rock can EAT. And The Rock’s probably got a six pack and biceps on his jaw so he can eat until the coochie taps out. Congratulations to his partner
    Lauren Hashian! And I bet she doesn’t even mind when he shouts, “Can you smell what The Rock is eatin’!!!!!?

    Excellent information for my spank bank.
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    DJ Khaled is revolting. He'd better hope he gets to shout "DJ Khaled!" on other people's songs for a long time to come.
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    So he rocks the box aye?? -(Mental CHHHHECKKKITY-CHECK)
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    Good to know.
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    I've never been with a guy who didn't go down. I seriously can't think of a single one.

    The Rock is one of my celeb crushes. Just another reason to love him!

    Lick it before you stick it!
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    Most blokes I’ve ever spoken to/dated have said they love it and those who I allowed to prove it, did. Though loving it doesn’t mean you’re good at it...
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    So, this dude thinks that somehow his wife is actually getting off on being trapped underneath someone who looks like a chunky version of an Easter Island statue???

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    Blech, who'd want khaled to do that to them anyway? He looks like a fat Ayatollah or one of those nasty, women-stoning imams.
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    I think Petula Clark actually said it best:

    So go downtown, things'll be great when you're
    Downtown, no finer place for sure
    Downtown everything's waiting for you


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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I think Petula Clark actually said it best:

    So go downtown, things'll be great when you're
    Downtown, no finer place for sure
    Downtown everything's waiting for you


    I remember roller skating to that song at the roller rink.....
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    As if I couldn’t love The Rock more!
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    Vouch that.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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