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    Amy Schumer secretly marries chef boyfriend

    Amy Schumer is a married woman.

    The “Trainwreck” star secretly tied the knot with chef boyfriend Chris Fischer this week, Us Weekly reported. Their surprise ceremony came shortly after Schumer, 36, made her relationship Instagram official, posting a PDA-filled picture from Ellen DeGeneres’ 60th birthday party.

    According to The Blast, Schumer and Fischer rented a private home in Malibu to say their vows in front of about 80 people, including Larry David, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston and David Spade.

    The newlyweds were first linked in November 2017, when Page Six confirmed they dined together at New York City’s Cafe Altro Paradiso.

    Schumer’s rep didn’t immediately return Page Six’s request for comment.

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    Congrats to them. Seems quick but what do I know.
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    So now she's Amy Fischer?

    How many minutes before she uses that in an act.
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    Terrible dress. And are those the bridemaids?


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    Joebob's going be so jealous.
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    Yes, the one on the left is her sister Kim. I think she looks very happy so good for her.
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    Well that's nice, they look happy. I had no idea she was 36, she looks younger. From what I can see of the bridesmaid's dresses I actually like them and her hair and face look nice.

    Ok that's enough of the nice - I hate the dress and it looks like crap on her.
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    Hmm. In long-term relationship with last boyfriend then breaks up. Now married soon after? Can someone set me straight? Does anyone think a pregnancy is afoot?
    That is bad thinking though, so I wish the newlyweds well.
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    A see through wedding gown? Keeping it klassy. She does look happy so good for her.
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    She looks pregnant. And not with a pizza.

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    Yeah, the sister is the one with the original Schumer nose.

    Her dress does nothing to show off her size 6 figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Yeah, the sister is the one with the original Schumer nose.
    I like that nose. I actually googled for additional pictures.
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    Um, ok. I thought this annoying Cabbage-Patch-Kid-lookalike was still together with that furniture-maker guy--the one who was constantly posting vomit-inducing corny shit proclaiming his love for her all over social media?

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    If she is pregnant that could explain why she's looking...less than her best.
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